Pain was wandering around The Firms Marketing department room pondering about some big cojones moves that would get those movie stars to get shitfaced worse than a Tuesday with Tyki_Mikk and Yolo. Now that did require a lot of dedication, passion, and feet pictures painted by the best of painters that ever existed. None would top those taken from Fluffy_Tummy however. None had even come close to those. The curves, the mixture, and forms oh-la-la. But either way, we're here to talk business, and business we shall talk.

He was about to get his own head...quarters from the brand new, freshest Godf... sorry, CEO of the City and was going to enjoy it so he went around the streets trying to advertise the business in hopes of dragging people with hopes, dreams of the American dream and get them to snatch purses from little kids and steal candies from old ladies. Definitely in that order.

"Friends and Friendettes, 

I am so excited to come before you today, *heh, come* to announce the greatest addition to The Firm. Blackout!

Have you ever wondered what it's like to work in a great Firm? All the extra work hours without extra pay? The toxicity of co-workers? The shitty benefits and 20-28 days off per year? 

Well, now you're doing it with the lights off! And you're doing it without complaining for less money because ladies and gentlemen, here, in Blackout we believe in your future more than you do, and trust us when we say that we know what is best for you. 

Those high-paying companies out there don't want what's best for you, they won't care for you.

Sure you'll get paid less and have fewer days off but we'll make sure to fill those days with love and care. We'll be there with you on your days off, when you get married, and when you actually win an acting role and we made sure to tear the papers and threaten the manager who was hiring you before it even reached you.

So, what say you?

Join the Blackout today.

The only choice that will ever matter.