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Stop The Suicides | Started by: FattyFats on Nov 05, '11 11:45 |
I am worried. worried about the mental state of this world. Worried that we are in a downward spiral. Worried that depression is creeping into this world. Worried that some see there only way out is SUICIDE. This is not the answer. Suicide is not the answer. Don't believe me? Lets look at the four major religions views:
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I didn't know the clergy accepted applicants with the name of FattyFats. Good for you sir! |
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Reply by: Mikey_Palmero at Nov 05, '11 11:52 | |
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After hearing this plea to the unfortunates of the world, MajorTom steps off of the stool and loosens the noose from his neck. The psychedelic spaceman takes off his helmet and ventures to the streets where FattyFats is delivering his message of assistance.
Thank the Gods that someone has finally stepped forth to address this issue. Too many have lost their due to the worsts of depression, or in my case, sexual harassment in the workplace. Mr. Fats I desperately wish help for the situation I now find myself in, please save me from the sexual deviant they call PizzaTheHut and his serial NPM raper ThomasHarrow!!
Before another word is spoken the infamous astronaut is dragged away by the pair, into the night, never to be seen again.
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Reply by: MajorTom at Nov 05, '11 11:59 | |
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Mikey, Sir, the good Lord does not discriminate between where people sit in the societal hierarchy. He does not care if you are a Godfather, a Made Man, a Thug or a Civilian. He see's us as all the same. Souls wondering the earth with his permission. He values every single one of us. Therefore no matter what rank we are on this earth, suicide is still a sin in the eyes of the Lord. It has to stop. |
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Reply by: FattyFats at Nov 05, '11 12:02 | |
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Lola, listening from a dark corner, stares after MajorTom as he is unceremoniously yanked into the ether. Sighing, she looks down at her lumpy calves and wonders if they explain why she has thus far been granted a reprieve from the allegedly perverse clutches of PizzaTheHut. All at once, it becomes too much and she lets out a solitary sob, slapping at her legs and cursing the day she fell foul of those wretched cookies.
Gathering herself together (which takes some Hurculean effort given her girth), she approaches FattyFats in the hope that she may find solace.
Sir...you do not know me, but I come to you in a moment of weakness. What alternative is there for me? If I pay penance and do a decade of the Rosary, will the Lord free me from my double-choc-chip-with-macademia-and-pecan-crust shackles? They...they just call out to me. I can't stop. I swear I'm growing a second stomach to accommodate my need for crunchy treats, and I know they'll be the death of me.
Tell me - please, tell me! What do I do?
Lola falls to the ground in desperation, hands outstretched toward FattyFats in childlike pleading. |
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Reply by: Lola_Delaney at Nov 05, '11 12:38 | |
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Lola, you are not alone in this. I’m here for you. You may not believe it now, but the way you’re feeling will change. I may not be able to understand exactly how you feel, but I care about you and want to help. When you want to give up, tell yourself you will hold off for just one more day, hour, minute — whatever you can manage. |
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Reply by: FattyFats at Nov 05, '11 12:56 | |
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" my dear sir this rash of suicide is indeed a terrible thing......But if you check the dates these people took there life after Chuckle passed to the great beyond you see there is no more chuckle knuckle to save them"
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Reply by: Stan_Smithjr at Nov 05, '11 13:14 | |
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Given the nefarious history of the cults listed it seems odd that you would use them as gauge with which to determine the morality of, well, any act.
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Reply by: Mank at Nov 05, '11 13:34 | |
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But...suicide is painless. It brings on many changes, and I can take or leave it if I please. I mean I presume that's why its available as an option, yes? |
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Reply by: Lola_Delaney at Nov 05, '11 13:56 | |
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I think anyone can bring something to this world of ours whether running locals, pro whacking, making money or shooting it is sad to see more and more people dissapear or the additional unsponsored who in some cases choose to be shot just to escape this world for their next of kin to come back with other skills. I can understand the frustration and wondering whats going on but nothing changes if people dont look round see where thy can rebuild and make a difference even if they feel its all in vain.
This business dissapears without members and dies a little with the lack of opinions, feedback and skills to make a family succeed. I am not saying pour your life into this business, what i would say for every disadvantage is an advantage elsewhere in yours skills. |
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Reply by: BOD at Nov 05, '11 19:07 | |
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