Hello fine people of the streets, I come here to announce that I have been entrusted with my own bar!

Yes I know you must be asking why did they let this BagaDonuts have his own place, but it is true, I set up shop in honor of my father’s joke bar and have created a new delightful place in the great Big Easy.

You see I wanted to make sure that it still had a comedy edge but I wanted to add a bit of sophisticated flare to it and this is what I came up with.

Limericks, basically dirty humorous poetry, but here’s the thing,

I’m sure that I will get enough audience in the crowd but I need to find some ‘professional’ limerick writers to help keep the place entertained.

I know I’ll usually be around and available with the occasional limerick myself but a man can only be one place ever few hours so I am looking for some help. All you would have to do is make an appearance to the New Orleans bar “The Poet” and then entertain the crowd with a limerick or two of you own or it can be a famous or classic limerick from some books or poets you’ve read or heard before.

Here’s an example of what you might find in the bar and what a professional poet might come up with if they were interested.

There was a old man from Sprocket,

Who went up to Space in a Rocket,

The Rocket went bang,

His gonads went clang,

And his bum ended up in his pocket.

A wonderful bird is the pelican

His bill can hold more than his belican

He can take in his beak

Food enough for a week

But I'm damned if I see how the helican.

They can be raunchy or clean just have fun with it!

Hope to see you around in New Orleans sometime soon!

I can`t wait to visit.

I will start making up a poem now.

Sweeney was skipping down the streets thinking about his old friend, SexyBeast has past. Still sadden, he'll take his legacy of me not skipping. Because, "Mobsters don't skip." What a fool. Any how, Sweeney was passing along the streets and heard a man speaking of a new business. He caged the wall with his right hand and spin himself into the streets. He heard his speech and clapped with joy.

As a person who has no idea how to make a poem. And, or, not very well at making them. I however enjoy our Business District trying to re-establish to the surface of, "This Thing of Ours" I'll be happy to visit all business that make their way to the streets! You'll see me in the future, my friend!

Sweeney takes a Mnt Dew out and takes a sip and starts skipping to the sunset.

There once was a joint in New York,

served shakes with a knife and a fork.

So, come get some cream that is nice,

Drink Pepper in a glass full of ice,

Can come and enjoy any vice.

Well, that will be the joint in New York...when it's created.  But happy to stop by your place in New Orleans too.  For a drink.

Folks I totally forgot to mention to you guys about this bar, It's not exclusively about limericks or Poetry so don't let the name fool you there.

Plenty of other kinds of entertainment, such as dining and drink service, music and dancing, girls that dance ... you want it I got it, you name it I'll have it, its that simple.

If you need a place to meet to organize a crime fantastic, just remember to invite me in on the action, I love a good organized crime.