This is not a game of Tic-Tac-Toe.

That user doesn't seem to exist. (Did you switch the amount and name fields?)

Just discovered these two.

Mine is the same as musketeers "Ummmm... You are holding the gun the wrong direction dipshit."

Refreshing Monkey!

$5539? You're kidding me right? I don't work for peanuts. This info will cost you at LEAST $16,000

God hates you!

I just got that one.

I know i already posted but heres another one i like.
Success!
Dat post's swimmin' with da fishes.

A cop... running your crew? That's not going to happen.

This is not a game of Tic-Tac-Toe.

Reply by: Demian at Nov 12, '11 19:18

Where does that message come from?

After violently being thrown in a holding cell, time wears you down. Your mind starts to wander off when you are snapped out of your daze by loud shouting coming from the office.

A very red faced officer unlocks your cell and says "Listen asshole, I don't know what kind of arrangement you have with _kristine-romero, but I have been begrudgingly informed to apologize and let you walk. Fuck their apology and fuck you. Get the fuck out of here."

Just found these three just now.By the way excellent thread.


The dealer gets up and grabs you by the coller. As your body flies through the air, you hear: "If you're going to waste my time, you can get the hell out!"


The dealer looks at you, looks at their drugs, and then looks at your cash and says: "I don't think so. If you can't afford it, get the hell out."


The dealer looks at you oddly and says: "Look mate, you might not have graduated, but 9999999999 lbs is more Cocaine then I got. If you need that much, you can buy what I got and look somewhere else for more."

These are all quite great.!