Hey. Got no idea how to play DnD, but I'd love to learn if you are open to new players.

It's been a long time since I played D&D.  I quit because the dungon master never wrote down the missions and kept killing all the players.  After awhile people started going to other locations to play with other groups.  

love the game hope every one get what they want d&d is fun game to pay roll dice. love the brood game hope byoy all play

I have never played DnD before as I do not know of anyone around that is keen or, in most cases, even knows about it properly, but I've always been keen to try. Not sure how to go about getting involved somewhere though, that's always the thing, and definitely would need to read up again on a lot of materials seeing as it's been years since I last looked.

1. Don't be a dick

I'm a dick. A professional dick one might say by virtue of being a male prostitute.

Am I eligible to play? 

Did this thign ever take off?  I mean did you start playing?

Never played online but played alot as a kid 

I always wanted to play D&D, but I am not so good at it, read that as I have no idea what is going on.

The idea of being able to play with others and make up your own story as you go, especially with dice and those programs where you can see your character and move them around during the play etc. It is really fun, I also heard that people play a different game, same concept, it is called uh, something, battle? 

Difference in dice and such, but still the same, make a story, do a campaign and have fun

I wish I could learn but I have an unstable internet access and play here on my tablet. My head ain't with it fully with everything going on to concentrate