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| An investigation | Started by: _Rhuarc_ on May 14, '08 14:01 |
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I walk out into the streets, don my shades as the sun is shining, summer is near. I'm holding a briefcase and a lit pipe which I casually take a puff from. "Please, if you will, imagine this: I arrived home from work today, to find my room had been ransacked, nothing missing at first glance so I set to tidying up, taking an inventory of my valuables as I go along. Expecting to have overlooked an item of worth, I'm shocked to find all is in tact and still present except for my toothbrush! Instead of finding other things missing, I found something extra, a card: La Revolution - We're starting small! Can anyone help me find out who the La Revolution are? Or how I can locate them? That was a good toothbrush!" |
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_rhuarc_. since when have you smoked pipes? hmm. La Revolution. SOunds familiar. was the toothbrush Oral B? damn, there expensive... |
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| Reply by: xXxDivineGodxXx at May 14, '08 14:14 | |
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The very one! It had a tongue cleaner and everything! I breath on my hand. And now my breath stinks, hence the pipe :) |
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| Reply by: _Rhuarc_ at May 14, '08 16:12 | |
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TR3 sighs, no longer able to contain it's overwhelming sense of guilt. It was me. I admit it. I steal toothbrushes and make sculptures out of them. Happy?! I DO IT FOR THE THRILL, MAN, FOR THE THRILL! |
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| Reply by: TestRank3 at May 15, '08 17:14 | |
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| Aye us TR's have a horrible Toothbrush Fetish | |
| Reply by: TestRank1 at May 15, '08 18:41 | |
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They feel good when I... Erm. I mean. Uh... they're handy when you want to clean your gun? |
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| Reply by: TestRank3 at May 15, '08 18:51 | |
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| If I where you I would just get a new toothbrush Rhurc | |
| Reply by: TestRank1 at May 15, '08 21:00 | |
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I didn't do anything too bad to it. Smiles and hands the toothbrush back over |
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| Reply by: TestRank3 at May 15, '08 23:59 | |
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| "Oh my BLOOP! Is he really gonna use it?!" Squeals | |
| Reply by: TestRank1 at May 16, '08 00:18 | |
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Looks at the toothbrush. "Thats OK, I've got a new one. . . ." |
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| Reply by: _Rhuarc_ at May 16, '08 06:47 | |
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