Worst: Girl I know your legs must be tired because you been running through my mind all day long.

Oh, I usually make a thread! Lol, but MR edition it had to:

Sent: Nov 14, '17 09:04
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well I've got the STD and all I need is you :)

Hey baby, you look like someone who needs a man to tell you what to do. And I'm a man who needs someone to clean my house and cook me pancakes in the morning. What say you and I get together and hit the Taco Bell drive-thru some Saturday night?

I said this to Rain spicy mother.  

Excuse me Ms. you remind me of the 20 letters in the alphabet.  

she said there's 26 letters in the alphabet 

I said silly me how could I forget U.R.A.Q.T

She shook her head no and said thats only 25 letters

I said you can get that D later.  

she said boy by.  

Having not had an opportunity to use a line in some time…

“I’m going to complain to Spotify about you not being in this week’s hottest singles.”

Somewhat out of practice, but the internet has plenty of suggestions. And along those lines:

Are you a Google? Because I found everything I was searching for in you ...

ok; maybe that one is for a particular type of person

Hey girl are you from Mississippi???? Cause you're the only miss who's piss I'd like to sippi.

Does it work? I do not know. Will it work? I do not know.

Will it get you arrested? Yes. Will it get you restraining order? Also yes.

I’ll be Nike and you can be McDonalds,

cause while I’ll just do it you’ll be just loving it.

I walked up to spicy and said hello baby, I could take you far baby.   I'm a Mack daddy on a fraternity all I rock is designer 
I'm laid back just like a recliner you'll see everyone else is frivolous, I'm a light, and their just filament
I'm a pimp in the night, and I'll have you in yo kitchen as my flow gets colder than Nova Scotia 

You'll be amazed by my mouthpiece making you remove my clothes and on the floor is where her blouse be.

She said dude, stop!   Save yourself and go back to school a mind is a terrible thing to waste.  

"Are you an American middle school because I'd love to shoot kids inside of you."

"Looking for a stud? I already have the STD just looking for u."

"You smell great, different when your awake, but still great."

I heard one before that was pretty awful, not to me but heard it in a pub. "Are you from Ireland? Because my penis is Dublin" It didn't work but everyone had a laugh at it.

A couple of belters I've heard in the past.

"Hi, I'm Mike. So... how do you like me so far?" Yielded a smile and a conversation start.

"Hey, so, do you like stuff?" Very odd look from the girl. Big laugh from me.

You remind me of my appendix...

I don't really know why you're here or what you do...

But I got this feeling inside that makes me wanna take you out.

Are you from Mississippi, because your the only miss whose piss I’d sippy.

I think this one is the worst, but also have highest % of getting you laid.