I figured...since I actually reside in this fine city, and here in the HQ of our acting Godfather, that I am actually qualified to speak about New York.  And I must say, it's fabulous. 

There's Broadway, and TimesSquare, and so much more.  The Rockettes, and the Yankees.  And even the Dodgers over there in Brooklyn.   Me persoally I say Go Yankees! 

And there is culture too.  Museums, art galleries, parks and the islands. 

What else do you need?

There are opportunities for  you here in New York.  Businesses are being built every day.  And don't you worry.  My soda shop and pharmacy will be finished soon.  A place where you'll be able to enjoy an ice cold Dr Pepper.  And so much more.

All you have to do is come on over and take a look around.

Did I mention Central Park and hot dogs?  Mmmm.  The hot dogs. 

So you know what you should do.  Stock up on those drugs, and fly here to New York.  Sell your drugs, buy some more, and do it all over again.  And when I say drugs, obviously I mean your legal prescriptions. 

You know what else we have?  Yes, we have the one and only Stallion.  And that man is quite the treasure.  And by treasure, obviously I mean old.  And why he likes to gallop around with a saddle on his back I'll never know.  Not to mention his fetishes.  I shouldn't say more, but it is widely known that he enjoys a feather boa and fishnets from time to time.  He makes me wear them!  And then he makes me ride in the saddle.

Wipes a tear.

But I'm okay with that.  I am.  I just put a quarter in the slot (you don't want to know) and I get a ride. 

And so, if you come to New York, you might see us galloping through the streets.  And did I mention we toss money in those very streets?  Yeah, um, yeah, the streets here are paved with pennies.  And hardly any dead bodies...anymore. 

Now, if all tha doesn't get you to come to New York, I don't know what will. 

Seriously folks.  It's the best city in the world.  And we're open all night.  Our leader is a hell of a guy, and has put together a great group of people who work hard and like to have fun. So, feel free to join us at our weekly block party - more information about that later.

Alright Stallion, I'm ready to go.  Yee Haw! 

TL;DR, but one thing... RED SOX!!!

Duke waited for Charels to finish his wonderful speech, and just as he was about to respond some less then intelligent man came out into the streets shouting random letters and screaming Red Sox! Duke shurgged, and wondered why the asylums had let out all their patients?

I always have been a fan of New York, Dr. Pepper, and baseball. Maybe you and I could take a strole trough Central Park, and by strole I mean you and I ride Stallion through the park. Yeah that sounds fun.

Duke cracked open an ice cold Dr. PepperDuke and drank it...

Ahh that is good stuff. How much does Stallion charge for this ride?

THE_SINGER folds his arms and watches as SuperDuke rode Stallion through the park that is central to New York.

I remeber when i used to get those piggy back rides.

SINGER looks back at Charles

I think you forgot to mention is that what seperates New York from every other city is one very precious, one very important and one very exciting feature my dear Charles. Space Pole teaches free lessons on how to strip effectively!

SINGER nudges Space Pole, go ahead show the guys a move!