Ladies, dogs and gentlemen,

I come to you today, to discuss the current situation in Delaware city.
Recently I had the misfortune to run into TylerDurden, literally...

This man has it all under control... all under control... his bodyguards... hookers!
Like 6 of them. Man doesn't belong in the mafia, belongs in the pimp business.
I bet he feeds his hookers cocaine for dinner... and breakfast! Not a bit of meat on those girls.

The reason I call the run in a misfortune is because of Marla Singer though. I swear, Tyler's mom is probably better looking than her.
I tell you, I wouldn't even touch Marla with my gun (not a euphanism). Even if I could. Girl should go to the doctor and have a full check up.

Somebody better do something about this!!!!!

Hmmmmoktnxbyeeeee

Street cleaners... get a grip

Yeah, streetcleaners.. remove Marla Singer! She does not belong in these streets!
MUST BE LOCKED UP!!!!

i don't know what you're talking about.  Marla Singer is hot!  And so is Robert Paulson. 

Just saying. 

i don't know what you're talking about.  Marla Singer is hot!  And so is Robert Paulson. 

Just saying. 

We can see that Charley is enamoured with Marla... his hand shook so much, he wrote things twice!

rule one of Delaware city..we dont talk about Delaware City

I don't like this rule Wade, I think it's time we address this issue.
It's been pressing for too long!

Elmer i understand your concerns

so let me refer you to rule 2 of Delaware City

you don't talk about Delaware City

Wade,

Why not? Is there something going on between you and Marla you want to keep hush hushed?
You can share with us. I'm sure we understand....

rule number 1 on streets 

dont spam streets.

who started this xD

Epic rule on the streets, speak your thoughts!
It's not spam! Spam goes into macaroni when my wife makes me macaroni...
She hasn't done this in a while... might have to wack the bitch.

spam in macaroni? i'd whack the bitch anyway

Keep an eye out on the hitlist pal, might be able to make yourself some money shortly.
Just hope she doesn't fly to Delaware... that be bad.

she can take her spam with her...think it may better us what can i say im old school macaroni i just like...macaroni