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| Give Testranks a chance | Started by: TestRank1 on May 15, '08 23:52 |
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Walks out from an alley battered and bruised. Arriving in the middle of the street I jump to a soapbox and begin to talk. Well being a alien in this little world, I didn't know how the ways of this place went, but I learned and adapted. Only problem are theses nasty humans....they pick and beat me and my fellow TR's this is not right! We deserve equal rights! It must change! Well folks everyone seems to be hating on the Testranks! So I come to our dear Leaders and ask for this to end! Give us the chance to shine and flourish as our own Family! With expert leadership like this we can help make this world a better place! Think of the possibilities people! Thanks for your time! Hope you consider us! steps down and awaits any questions |
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| Speak for yourself TR1! | |
| Reply by: TestRank4 at May 15, '08 23:55 | |
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TESTRANK1 FOR CL/PRESIDENT/ROCK N' ROLL IDOL. I will never get tired of saying that. So, how about it fellow Mafiosi... can us TRs have a shot? |
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| Reply by: TestRank3 at May 15, '08 23:57 | |
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| Shots in a good way... Like shots of bourbon at the Babylon Club, versus buck shot to the gace. | |
| Reply by: TestRank4 at May 15, '08 23:58 | |
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Bourbon? YUCK! Whiskey or vodka for the win! |
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| Reply by: TestRank3 at May 16, '08 00:02 | |
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| I believe you mean vokda TR3! Remeber back on the homeworld we renamed the humans icky liquor with vokda! | |
| Reply by: TestRank1 at May 16, '08 00:16 | |
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I can't help but feel some sympathy for you, but at the same time, as i'm sure you're no doubt aware, aliens have no place in this world. You do not belong in this place, nor in this time. Perhaps you could take human form and never mention it again. |
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| Reply by: Carlitos at May 16, '08 00:23 | |
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| Ewww have you seen your species! You are fat smelly and often time ugly! Why would we ever take your form?! | |
| Reply by: TestRank1 at May 16, '08 00:25 | |
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| A tree then? | |
| Reply by: Carlitos at May 16, '08 00:29 | |
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| Naw their photosyntheses bores me... | |
| Reply by: TestRank1 at May 16, '08 00:31 | |
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| My only question is...where is TR2? | |
| Reply by: Warrior at May 16, '08 00:34 | |
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| Staying low-key and hidden... unlike the rest of us... | |
| Reply by: TestRank3 at May 16, '08 02:35 | |
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| I have to say the numbers give you a great chance. | |
| Reply by: Numbers4Glory at May 16, '08 05:39 | |
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You know I got one of 'them' in my family.. All he does is gamble my money and drink my liquor..that son of a... Slams his fist down knocking over his beer stopping him mid-sentence.. |
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| Reply by: Alfonzo at May 16, '08 16:38 | |
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There's always room out back. Hands Alfonzo a shotgun |
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| Reply by: Comatose at May 16, '08 16:47 | |
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None of them approached Eyzlee even though we are forever linked by the digits. I was sad. |
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| Reply by: Numbers4Glory at May 16, '08 17:11 | |
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| Possibly they were intimidated by your big number? | |
| Reply by: Griminal at May 16, '08 17:49 | |
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You do realise that the reason TestRank4 died because he dared to have the same number in his name. or i could have just made that up. yes that is a total lie take no notice of me. goes off to search for the fabled TestRank69 - after unconfirmed reports he is around these streets somewhere - to see why he has not decided to join his fellow TRs |
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| Reply by: TheLoveDoctor at May 16, '08 18:26 | |
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| Dear Huumans I thank you for you encouragement but please put the shotgun down! That will no be necessary. As for TR69 he is our personal sex slave...I would prefer you not hunt him down! | |
| Reply by: TestRank1 at May 16, '08 18:38 | |
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| not a chance he is far too quiet and elusive i think he has an ulterior motive and i am determined to find out what it is. | |
| Reply by: TheLoveDoctor at May 16, '08 18:50 | |
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