NewJack is seen outside JesseJames's new Casino in the windy city of Chicago giving Abdul_Kareem_Shabazz a vicious beating for no reason.  Completely irrelevant to NewJack's announcement, but for lack of a better intro he beats him senseless anyway before speaking.

I come to you all with some exciting news from my Godfather JesseJames. As many of you know already, The House That Bearderus Built Casino & Resort in CHI is up and running. The casino is doing well and our VIP lounge is usually occupied by high rolling clientele, like Las Vegas's own Sgt. Slaughter. He doesn't always fare as well as well as the other gamblers do at our tables, and is learning the hard way that outwitting our dealers isn't nearly as easy as outwitting  BabaORiley was. But as they say in the gambling industry, you win some, you lose some.

That being said I'm happy to announce a special promotion for all you degenerate gamblers out there, where you could potentially be rewarded for winning AND losing!

Beginning this Friday (0000 MR time) through Sunday night (2359), The House That Bearderus Built Casino will be running the following promotion:

-Most wins of each game (Blackjack, Roulette, Craps and Slots) 5 credits or 1.5 mil option

-Most Money Won (Overall) 10 credits

-Most Money Lost (Overall) 10 credits

-Most plays for each game (Blacjack, Roulette, Craps and Slots) 5 credits or 1.5 mil option

-Most plays overall: 10 credits

And last but not least...

-Random 1 Credit giveaways! *Not only throughout the competition this weekend, but for as long as the casino is in operation!*

So come on down to The House That Bearderus Built this weekend and try your luck!  You may win something for winning and who knows... you may just win something for losing! Our cocktail waitresses EveValon and Dominus will be happy to serve you a drink of your choosing while you play, on the house. On behalf of Godfather JesseJames, we look forward to seeing you and may Lady Luck be on your side

After hearing the news Delboccio smiled with glee.

I'm soo glad to see that casinos are making a come back and to see that they are willing to give back some of that wealth to their paying customers is perfect,

Bravo to you in Chicago for making something like this, and I hope that this spurs the interest in other families to follow suit!

As tony reads the new he gets exicted at the thought and quickly see's himself with a new car and house.

"Well,looks like im going to Chicago this weekend."

Lola makes a mental note to find her best cocktail dress for Tip-Dean. Perhaps one for herself, while she's at it.

She then vows that she will not mainline whiskeys (and then puke on JesseJames snazzy new Casino carpets), nor will she hitch up her dress and use unsuspecting customers as dancing poles.

Is there Vodka in this place?

Dominus walked out of the famous, The House that Bearderus Built Casino and saw the curious, Thunderbutton waiting to be answered by one of the managers that ran the casino

Thunderbutton, ever been to a casino? OF COURSE WE'LL BE SERVING VODKA AND MORE DRINKS BEYOND YOUR DIZZIEST DAY DREAMS, YOU FUCK.

Smiles at Thunderbutton and bows and returns to the Casino.

EveValon runs outside the casino and hollers "Hey Yall, the contest started, and there are a few seats left at the blackjack table."

Eve goes back to waitressing. 

Rathbone reaches his hand inside his jacket and pulls out a pocketwatch. After a quick glance, he quickly replaces it and mutters to himself...

I better book it back to the Windy City. I don't want to miss out on all the fun at The House That Beardus Built Casino.

Abdul dusted himself and heads back to the Armory. He has a special package built just for NewJack. This package is guranteed to "fire" things up. Abdul can already see NewJack's face "exploding" with excitement.

That was verdee verdee rude of you, my frienddd! You are one crrrazy muder fucka, my frienddd!! You want crrrazy?? I show you crrrazy muder fucka!!!

Abdul hands NewJack a gift and runs off...

Tommy claps excitedly, pausing for a moment to see if anyone had seen his childish outburst. He couldn't help himself though, he was always a sucker for casinos that threw random prizes around. He loved that idea that even if you lose, you could come out ahead. Lighting a cigar and walking towards the casino, Tommy cracked his knuckles with a smile on his face.

Remember!  This goes through the weekend!! I've already given away 8 random credits away!  Theres more to come!

Tommy notices the GodFather of Chicago and walks up to him, offering him a fine cigar beforei lighting his own.

Hello sir! I was merely wondering whether it would be possible to get an update sometime before this competition ends so us gamblers know where we stand?

Im sorry TommyPickles I have told my dealers to keep all winnings/losing totals confidential until winners are announced!  I will say that even if you started right now you'd still not be far behind in any one competition!  Happy gambling everyone!

Whoop! Whoop! You can count on me to be counting cards ... um I mean like adding up cards so I know when I'm close to the number 21, you know because I hear mob types don't take kindly to cheaters ...

Like my father once told me "If you're not cheating your not trying

Have a room waiting for me because most likely I'll be dropping some cash down there this weekend.

Sits down at the blackjack table.. ordering a drink from the lovely waitress before cracking his knuckles

A pleasure to get to gamble in such a respected and nice casino and I hope I can get my name into one of those top spots.. only time will tell.

I sure do love a few games of cards and maybe some roulette and maybe lady luck will stay on my side.. she has so far!

Pulls out a roll of dollar bills and throws it towards the dealing..waiting for his stack of chips to get pushed to him so he can get in on the hand

I gotta say your casino is real sharp, my favorite game there is roulette. Watching that wheel spin shouting out my number and waiting for it to fall ... theres nothing more thrilling about it.

I'd like to make a complaint against some of your thugs ... every now and then while I'm betting some goomba pulls me back from the table and says ...

"You've put too many bets down already. Take a break."

I never heard of placing too many bets in a casino ... could you get your dogs to back down a bit and let me get some real gambling in,

Thanks

~Murdoc out.

I'll keep this one short as things are a bit crazy around here at the time, but I was wondering, will the plays/winnings or losses of my son Tommy count on my bill due to his untimely death?

Your family is in the middle of a war and that is what you are concerned with right now?

Comicial.

I am but a Thug, whether my family wins (which we will,) or heaven forbid my leader die, I doubt my death will be called for. So in short, yes, I would like to take a whole ten seconds away from the war in the downtime to try and assist my financial needs.

A thug who wants his SON'S plays/winnings.

Doesn't make sense.

What about your plays and winnings? Since you, as the FATHER, are still alive.