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Deal or No Deal | Started by: Gene_Hunt on Nov 23, '11 18:59 |
Hello boys and girls. Who fancies getting filthy stinking rich? Big cheer and whistles from the crowd show how money hungry these people are.
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Hello Gene_Hunt |
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Reply by: T-Man-The-Second at Nov 23, '11 21:07 | |
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Certainly you can. Pay me $250,000 or you write one of the following:
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Reply by: Gene_Hunt at Nov 23, '11 21:10 | |
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Let me tell you a story about a man named Jed ... a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed ...
Wait no I'm sorry plagerism wouldn't win a contest ... let me think a minute here I think I have a story I could tell here.
I remember awhile back my father used to tell a story something like this ...
It was a long time ago back in Italy, a man and a women were in love. The man whom loved this young lady wanted to have her hand in marriage but first he would have to get her father's permission.
You see both the young man and his lady's father were old school in the ways of courting and romance.
One day the young man finally grew the courage to ask for his perspective father-in-law for his daughters hand of marriage.
The father told him that he would make a deal, you see the family had lots of money and he wanted to make sure that any suitors for his daughter were honorable and not looking for a peice of the inheritence.
In order for you to marry my daughter I'm going to need to you deal, if you are willing to walk away from my daughter right now I will pay you half my daughter's inheritance upfront to you but you may not marry my daughter, however if you choose to mary my daughter you will never see a cent nor will she ...
The young man was soo in love with the woman he chose not to take the money and accepted to take his daughters hand in marriage.
So filled with joy at the news that he'd been given permission to mary his one true love he ran up to his lover and told her all the good news, how he had approached her father for her hand in marriage, how he was given the choice for the inheritence or to be poor and mary the girl and then watched as she began to weep.
He was soo confused as to what he had done to cause her such sorrow and then she told him ... you fool why didn't you take the money, the smart thing to do would've been to take the money and run away with me and elope, I'm afriad you've failed the test and we cannot marry.
Moral of the story ... go for the money ... which is my intention for entering this story, to get me some money! |
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Reply by: DelBoccio at Nov 24, '11 04:59 | |
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I'm quite intrested into joining this! Two questions:
Are you going to pick however has the best story for the final deal?
And, will this game be able in the streets for everyone's enjoyment? |
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Reply by: Dunn at Nov 24, '11 05:19 | |
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Every story which is deemed 'good' enough will automatically gain entry into the competition! |
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Reply by: EvilClown at Nov 24, '11 08:32 | |
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To whet the appetite a little more I shall be offering a 10 credit prize outside of the main competition for the best story entry. |
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Reply by: EvilClown at Nov 25, '11 12:32 | |
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If it means EvilClown parting with some coins then i'm am all for this initiative. Does that mean that EC is the wanker...... apologies I meant Banker. A freudian slip
get down to penning his Chris Moyles memoirs |
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Reply by: Jax- at Nov 25, '11 12:45 | |
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On talking with Gene_Hunt and watching as he left opening the door with out using his hands Jonizzel decided to take a crack at the laziness side of this competition |
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Reply by: Jonizzel at Nov 25, '11 23:51 | |
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