Hello hello hello. Yes it's true we here at the Jerk Army are finally coming to the streets. We have been busy, real busy. In fact we stole all of Mr_47s identification, and have been running around the cities doing good deeds in his name. Now that is being a jerk. We tried to do the same thing with Deviant, but we found out he is already banned from every brothel, strip club, race track, and princess pony parks in all the cities.
Anyways I ramble. First of all we would like to say gracias for this chance, and to all those who have wished us well. So our doors are open, and we are asking those who think they are jerks to join us. Please don't be upset if we find your jerkiness lacking, you may still find a home with us, and we may even jerkify you.
Guapo |
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If I had a reputation, you might have damaged it. Now, people love me even more than they already did. Jerk. |
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Well, good sir, if that's being a "Jerk" then I would pray for the day you would be a "Jerk" in my name. It would make my job, oh, so much easier. |
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Walks down the street mumbling about them and how their a bunch of jerks..
Cursed them!! I cant even visit their city sometimes because of it@ |
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I think El_Guapo is just jerking everyone around about being busy unless you call smacking kids around and being a jerk busy. |
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While everyone is distracted by El_Guapo's ramblings
***Ties everyones shoelaces together****
"COPS RUN" |
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Now that's jerky!!!
See how much of a jerk you can be if you join us?
Come join the JERK SIDE |
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Rubs his hands together!
Excellent my apprentices excellent!
Slaps a kick me sign on Alfonzo's back and walks away. |
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Technically I don't think being "asked to leave" amounts to being banned, but I suppose you have a fair point there.. |
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Well they just said no, and closed the doors once they saw your id. |
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A man in a purple suit walks in with undies sticking out of all of his pockets
Does it make me a jerk if I steal people's undies? it's actually something that CommodumPerfectus has me doing, that sick little man. However, does that make me a jerk?
walks around the room and noticed Deviant and Cartman's undies are sticking out of their shirts! He walks behind them with no hesitation and continues to give them a massive tug till Cartman begins to call him butters, and Deviant says he will never walk into strip clubs again
Oh man, I suppose I have a bad habit, that must make me a jerk. |
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