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I wonder... are you... Bold enough?

Do you walk through life like your shit doesn't stink?

Is your nose so far in the air, it needs to register its own airspace?

Pride, they call it.

And why not?

You've worked hard. You've put in those hours and worn in those once new shoes. Shiny bastards, no?

But that's who you are. 

You don't shine them yourself, do you? You pay that black kid with the nappy hair to. Not because you're a dick, but because you care. For your loafers, and that boy's future.

Because that's who you are.

So get your ass down to Swii's Bespoken Tailors.

Elegance never felt so silky smooth. 

Unless you get the cotton set. But don't get the cotton set. Everyone's got the cotton set.

Get something unique and show 'em who's really Boss!

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Putting the Bold in you!

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