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Weekly Contest Feb 12-Feb 18 | Started by: Kittie on Feb 15, '24 19:02 |
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LOVE - By Marston
Love isn't real. They say it's something you feel
I once thought I felt it in my heart But it turned out was just a fart
And not just a standard trump The stink of it it really hit with a thump
Because farts are goddamn real They can make the hardest men kneel
Unlike your fictional love Which is about just as real as heaven above
Love was invented for gullible To make them spend money on valentines cards
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Reply by: Marston at Feb 15, '24 19:59 | |
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I may be a bit late, but I am still here to showcase my poem about love. plus the month of love has not ended yet, so here we go:
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Reply by: HERA at Feb 19, '24 17:32 | |
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The sentient hamster has spoken. Both entries win 500k! |
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Reply by: Kittie at Feb 25, '24 05:33 | |
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