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| A very boring day in the life of an Earner | Started by: SecondaryInfantry on May 21, '08 06:21 |
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A day in the life of Secondary Infantry... So, you wanna hear about my day? Best get yourself comfy as it's gonna be a long one! I wake up at the crack of dawn, as my daddy always told me the early bird catches the worm. So first thing I do every day is go out and catch that little fcuker. Worms are good for the heart you now. Anyway, moving. After my delicious meal of worms and coco pops, I then throw on my best suit and head to work. First job of the day is to stop by the local 7/11 and rob them of all the hard earned cash from the previous night.. You'd think by now they'd realise it's me that does this every day, but oh no, 11 days on in this life of mine and each day the fall for it. Although from time to time I do tend to "book", whatever that is. Moving swiftly on after I'm done with Joe's 7/11 I go round the corner and round up all the ladies of the night as they start to head on home for some much needed rest, I fleece all the "lovely" ladies of their hard earned cash, just like with the 7/11. Again, you'd think they'd get smart and leave earlier, but oh no, every morning like clock working they're waiting to be fleeced. Maybe they like it? Who knows. Once I'm finished with the fleecing (and a quick fumble with Mary) I get in the car and head round to Big Al's. Big Al is my pusher in Philly, I head on round to his house to check out what he has on offer, usually getting rid of my stash from the night before and picking up some fresh product for the day ahead. After Big Al and I have finished with our "dealing" I head on over to the Airport and make my way to LA. Just like in Philly, I proceed to rob the first 7/11 just round the corner from the airport, and due to them being rather slow in New Orleans, I manage to catch the ladies here also and steal all their cash. A very profitable morning I'm sure you agree. And once again I then head over to Tony's, Tony being my dealer in NO of course. Sadly today Tony doesn't have very good deals going on and I'll need to wait till I catch my next flight to New York to get rid of today's gear. So, once finished up with the money side of things I call on my good old friend, Alfonzo, he gets a little cranky if I don't call by on my visits to NO, seeing how he runs the place and all he likes to know who is doing business in the city. So I smoke a few Cubans with Alfonzo and then get one of his boys to run me to the Airport, where I then catch my flight to New York. So, I guess your familiar by now with my local custom of arriving in a city? No? Ok, I'll break it down again.. Once arrived in NY I quickly catch a cab to the local 7/11, rob him, then rip off the local hookers (though it's normally harder by this time, seeing as most are in bed) then again of course head round to the local dealers and get rid of my stash. Thankfully this time my man Bob had some great prices and I got rid of my gear and managed to pick up some more very cheaply, the boss loves it when I do that. And then sadly for me it's off back home to Philly to sleep after a long hard day travelling all over the states stealing and dealing. Life as an earner isn't a great deal of fun I must say, but hey, I aint complaining. Some day the boss will notice how hard I work going round doing all this stuff, then maybe I can move up a rung in the ladder and then life will be much more different. .. Hope you folks enjoyed the little story there. It doesn't pain an exciting picture but life isn't exciting when your new to the crew, I just hope one day I can become a member of the "family", that's when the good times roll. |
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Nice story there Sir. Refreshing to see people expressing themselves in our streets once again. |
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| Reply by: CommodumPerfectus at May 21, '08 09:36 | |
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Thanks Don CP, the Boss evidently liked what she heard, I moved up to wise guy shortly afterwards. Who knows, maybe there will be room for a new edition some day soon if my routing changes as a Wise Guy. |
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| Reply by: SecondaryInfantry at May 21, '08 10:13 | |
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| Niiiiiiiice ;) | |
| Reply by: Lollipops at May 21, '08 17:24 | |
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| Good to see you have a routine! Nice story. | |
| Reply by: Major_Jerkovski at May 22, '08 12:10 | |
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