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The Culinary Gangster's Corner | Started by: Gladius on Feb 24, '24 03:42 |
The Culinary Gangster's Corner Philadelphia's newest leaflet brought to you by Gladius
I want to thank you all for taking this journey with me into the culinary arts. Most of you know me as the alleged Right Hand of an alleged crime family in South Philly, but I assure you I am much more than that. That was not an admission to any misdeeds, for those law enforcement clowns reading this. I am not only a well respected individual in my neighborhood, renowned lover, and friend to many, I am also a Culinary GangsterTM. This new leaflet is my attempt to bring some light to these shady streets, and to teach you all how to cook a little something. One of the things that I loved as a kid that my mother always made me was and Upside-Down Cake. I've always been a fan of pineapples, and everyone is a fan of cake. I hope you enjoy this culinary journey that we are about to go on. With no further ado, I present to you:
There you have it folks. A fantastic Upside-Down Cake for you and your fellow Mafiosi...err...friends and loved ones to enjoy. If you're like me, and enjoy some spirits with your cake, there is some Cuban rum that I feel goes wonderfully with this recipe. You can add it into the topping, or into the batter itself. Either way it will add a special kick to the cake that is sure to cause an explosion in your mouth like a stick of dynamite. If you try this recipe, and enjoy it, please feel free to find me wandering the streets of Philadelphia, and let me know what you think. Better yet, you can even bring me a slice of cake. It probably won't be as good as when the Culinary GangsterTM prepares it, but not all of us can be Gladius. Tune in next week, or whenever I feel like actually writing up another leaflet, for another Prime recipe. This leaflet is brought to you by the Frequency NetworkTM |
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Gladius, they say that a chef tells a story with his food, and none more so than you. $1 million each to the first 80 people to offer a unique remark on Gladius' succulent cake recipe, the pièce de résistance of the widely-announced, minimally-executed Philadelphia journalism endeavour. |
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Reply by: MrKuku at Mar 20, '24 15:12 | |
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Sekhmet had been waiting patiently long enough that it felt like an eternity for Gladius to bestow upon us with his amazing culinary skills, One week, turned into two, two turned into 4 and now it had been almost 2 months. There was only so many times that she could make this upside down cake, to the point that it has almost become boring repeating it. she had tried to get private cooking/baking classes from him, but he had been dodging her, why? she had no idea. She did know that a Right Hand Man could get very busy but not THAT busy. In frustration she decided to write to him.
Dear The Culinary Gangster's Corner,
I am writing to ask if you could please post more recipes for us less knowledgeable people that would love to be able to better ourselves. (and possibly our partners and family) As much as i appreciated the upside down cake, i have probably made that recipe at least a good 20 times in the past month and a half, Ohhhh something that has to do with Chocolate would be amazing Considering it being <font color="#99CC99">Easter</font> and all
Kind Regards Sekhmet
She then folded up the letter, putting it in an envelop with a fancy stamp and ran down to the post box. |
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Reply by: Sekhmet at Apr 01, '24 21:41 | |
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Say Gladius, do you know how to make lobster ravioli? I could arrange a delivery |
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Reply by: LOBSTER at Apr 04, '24 05:01 | |
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Hi Gladius, You know what I'm really craving. A fricking good burger. Nowadays it seems like there are no really good burgers to be had. I just want a burger with onions, pickle cheese and bacon. Some curly fries and a thick vanilla milkshake. Is that too much to ask? I am willing to pay 1M for this during the period I am in PH. |
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Reply by: TonyS at Apr 04, '24 08:59 | |
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Stormshadow approaches Gladius and bows his head. “Your tales of delicacy have enticed me to take up the craft as well. In my homeland, there is no greater gift one can give another than preparing a meal for them. The gesture along with the meal is what makes it as special, with no plate being entirely identical to the other.” Stormshadow bows once again and leaves to prepare his tools |
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Reply by: Stormshadow at Apr 05, '24 16:27 | |
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