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| The Saint Presents - Captain Mafia 11 & 12 | Started by: The_Saint on May 22, '08 16:25 |
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Captain Mafia Issue #11: Lady Justice An empty street in Chicago. Empty except for Captain Mafia and a few Randomizers to keep him company. SLASH! BANG! POW!! Captain Mafia cuts through the hoards of Randomizers when suddenly... The Randomizers stop fighting and retreat, quickly. Captain Mafia: That's right! You don't want any! A figure walks down the empty street... it is.... THE RED NARC!!! Red NARC: Nice to see you survived, Mafia Man. Or is it Captain Mob? I forget. I'd like to know, so I'll know what to have carved on your tombstone! He reveals the fireman's axe he is carrying. Red NARC: Heeerre's Johnny!! He swings the axe at Captain Mafia, narrowly missing. Captain Mafia begins to counter attack, but... Voice: NARC! The Red NARC: What? It can't be... not now, I was so close!! Voice: Yes NARC, it is I, Lady Justice! A woman in black spandex jumps from a rooftop. Lady Justice: Did you forget about me, NARCy? Did you forget about your debt to me? Captain Mafia: Listen lady, I don't know what this is about, but.... Swish! With a wave of her hand, she sends a parked car flying through the air, landing it on Captian Mafia. It explodes. Lady Justice: I gave you the permission to start your little secret war. I gave you the money for all those Randomizers. What do I get? Not a damn thing. You, Red NARC, are the weakest link. Red NARC: I can explain, really. It was that creep the LAW, it was his fault! Lady Justice: Oh really? Too bad, because I don't care. Goodbye, Mr. Narc. Red NARC: No, no...no!!! She moves her hand again, and the Red NARC goes flying in the air. He continues to fly, until she drops her hand. Then, he plummets to his messy death. He hits the sidewalk and parts splatter. Blood blends in with the red outfit of the NARC, now very deceased. Meanwhile.... Aaarrrrgh!!! Captain Mafia throws the burning automobile off of himself. Lady Justice is gone. Only the remains of the Red NARC remain. A voice calls out to Captain Mafia from the sky. Lady Justice: You'll get your turn, don't be impatient. I'll get around to killing you, just like all the rest... She flies off into the setting sun, leaving Captain Mafia standing in a pool of the Red NARC's blood, stunned. Meanwhile, back in the hollowed out volcano... LJ: The Red NARC is dead! I am the boss now!! ANd I need each and every one of you to go kill every gangmember you find. Soon, very soon, we will rule the world!!! Captain Mafia Issue #12: New Boss, New Tricks Inside the hollowed out volcano... Lady Justice walks through her new headquarters. The Lawman, half man, half machine, walks out to greet her. Lawman: Lady Justice, everything is as you requested. LJ: Good. How is the new Randomizer program going. Lawman: According to schedule, my Lady. LJ: I still cannot believe that he was using actual people for Randomizers. Machines are so much more... efficient. Where is he? Lawman: He is on the operating table, as you requested. LJ: Good. And my new wardrobe? Lawman: In your room. LJ: Perfect. She walks into her room and re-emerges in a skin-tight leather outfit (Imagine Elektra from the Daredevil movie). LJ: It is impervious to projectiles? Lawman: Of course. LJ: Good. Previously, I had to rely on my psychic powers to stop the bullets from reaching me. Now, I have a backup system. Is he finished? Lawman: Yes, my Lady. You may see him. They walk into a recovery room. A man is wrapped in bandages. Lady Justice begins to unwrap the bandages on his face. She finishes and looks at him... LJ: Mwuhahahahahahah!!!!!! The man in the bed stands and walks to a mirror. He begins to laugh... We see his face... his red face, highlighted by red, glowing eyes. He continues to rip bandages off until he stands, torso exposed. His skin is scaly and red. His features have become more reptilian, he looks like a body builder and his eyes glow eerily red... It is The Red NARC!!! (Think Carnage from Spiderman. Then make him scaley instead of all stringy) LJ: He thinks you're dead, NARC. The body double worked perfectly. NARC: I'll sssshow him. Captain Mafia will die! Will Captain Mafia die? With the Red Narc be re-united with his long lost evil twin brother? Will Timmy ever find his way out of the well? Stay tuned! |
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| Oh man! I totally thought Narc bought the farm!!! Thank god for the body double! | |
| Reply by: The_Red_Narc at May 23, '08 21:49 | |
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| Idiots! You've captured their stunt doubles! | |
| Reply by: Mr_47 at May 23, '08 23:04 | |
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