A SIT-DOWN WITH TRANSISTOR

Kuku makes his way to the street corner, passing numerous "wanted" posters for various members of his past lineage.  He chuckled to himself.  Some of his ancestors did some questionable things, even bad things.  But there were always rules that governed this thing of ours, all the more powerful for being unwritten.  He begins to address the crowd...

Friends, I am here because Transistor is too frightened to attend a sit-down with me.  He's frightened because he's wrong.  He's frightened because he asked a Don to do his dirty work and they still failed.

He's frightened because his actions go against the very things that bind us together as a community, as a living, breathing entity.

So, let me set this out for you.

TRANSISTOR CLAIMS THAT I OWE HIM $80m

He has no proof to back this up, but has shown, with words and with deeds, that he will embark upon a bloody campaign of persecution until I pay him money that I don't owe him.

HE WON'T ATTEND A SIT-DOWN TO DISCUSS THIS BECAUSE THERE IS SIMPLY NO WAY ON EARTH THAT HIS INSANE PERSPECTIVE WOULD BE ACCEPTED.

So, let us enter into the discourse some evidence, about the case in hand, and about Transistor.

1 - The LostBoy Precedent

As is widely known, in the wild, fevered aftermath of a mysterious shooting, prizes for a writing competition were awarded to a non-entrant.  This could arguably be seen as a precedent, but there is no comparison.  This isn't the dangerous world of writing competitions, this is just daily everyday life.  And whilst there is clearly never any justification for awarding prizes to non-entrants (it penalises the bona fide entrants), the uniqueness of this event, and its subsequent entry into legend and discourse, has rendered it benign.  

2 - The PhantomGhost Obsessive Weirdo-ness Precedent

Transistor is of the PhantomGhost lineage.  Numerous items of intelligence were passed to me detailing just how much of an oddball freakshow this lineage has been.  Like, WHOAH, what a freakin' weirdo.  So, yeah, his capacity for obsession and spite is well documented and well known.  So a precedent HAS been set, but it isn't a good precedent.  Therefore it should be reversed.

So freakshow obsessive spiteful Transistor should learn from his transgressively obsessive, spiteful, fruitloop ancestry and shut the Hell up and move the Hell on.  Honestly, I'm cringing reading accounts of how this immature stain on decency handled himself in certain situations.

3 - The Shame of believing a Kuku owes you $80m

The good natured, but permanently befuddled TheBeast was the victim of a complex confidence trick by someone.  It costs him $80m.  The terminology - "$80m" entered into the official discourse as shorthand for "ridiculous sum of money only a really dumb asshole would take seriously as an offer" - and it has been used frequently ever since.  As ever, members of the Kuku lineage have added to the rich patois used on these Streets.  Transistor, whilst being pretty stupid, must have known about this.  So we can only assume that he entered into an arrangement in BAD FAITH, and therefore he has no business being a leader.

I WILL FINISH WITH SOME QUESTIONS

Who thinks this should be a public sit-down, in IRC Avenue, with Transistor and his representatives, and me with mine, and we can finish this thing once and for all?

Who thinks Transistor has gotten himself into a bit of a pickle and should just shut his weirdo obsessive persecutory mouth and leave things be?

Who thinks Kuku should be given $80m?

And could @D0m1n1c please cover this in a newspaper?

That is all.  Thank you for your time.

"At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

-Red Bull of the infamous Bull-Sheet awards.

Sure little guy, I'm in the lounges pretty often anytime you want to chat you let me know.

Transistor pats Kuku on the head before continuing on with his day.

You owe 80 million dollars, mate. Not words.

Let's not dredge up the past.  We all have pasts.  The point is that I would never presume to publicly bloodline for idiotic reasons.

Transistor needs to apologise, shut up, grow up, and move on.

If this "intel" is the only thing you have, you're wasting your time.

Why don't we talk about the casino and how you attempted to lay siege to the castle.

Oh. You're dead. Shame.

No, let's talk about your persecuting a lineage for an alleged debt.

Let discuss your fear of sitdowns

"I dont believe in people changing. I dont believe in second chances anymore. You should be glad im not in control of this kind of stuff Ronnie, because that thing where your relative tried to storm into a castle was extremely disgusting. Youre a filthy disgusting prick, and in my opinion, specially as a woman, the Gods should never allow you to live.

Youll never change and you still wanna storm into castles, you know how i know that? Its because your fucking idiotic behavior never changes. You have been given lots of fucking chances and you still do the same fucking shit. This is enough proof for me that deep inside you still think about that disgusting stuff, you just dont say it out loud.

By the way, let me ask you something? Truly, i wanna know: Do you get off on being like this? It pleasures you to never have anything? To never have a chance of having your own crew? To never reach anything but a wise guy? Dont you wanna reach new heights or this sad existance is enough for you? Do you even try anymore? Or you gave up trying because you know youll suck at it and being a cunt is the only thing youre good at?

Anyway.

Enjoy having all your children murdered for eternity, vermin."

Gillian, what you lack in cohesive thought you more than compensate with rude and crude language.  Truly, a ship of drunken sailers exhibit more class than you.

You're getting riled though, aren't you?  And that's when the mistakes start.

Transistor sowed the seeds of hid own demise with his intensely stupid demands.  Like a seagull following the trawler, you're out here trying to make a name for yourself, again, with Kuku hatred.

You're weak, son.  Weak and dumb.

I never implicitly or explicitly forced any sex workers or anyone else in my tales. Youre disgusting, son.

You should look yourself in the mirror before demanding anything from anyone. 

By the way, the count is Roya's lineage 7x0 Kuku's lineage. You have never managed to kill anyone in my family because your family is pathetic. You guys are the weak ones, incapable of shooting anything more than a wise guy. Again, have fun having your children slaughtered. Ill go back to sniffing coke and having consensual sex with prostitutes.

Good Day.

Oh, also Gillian, your (terrible) writing is far, far more explicit and unhinged than anything my lineage has ever written.

Cocaine and sex-workers.  Classy.  Really classy.

I know my ancestor killed a top ranking relative of yours a number of times, but move on pal.

Gillian, you tell yourself whatever you need to to justify  the cringeworthy nonsense that you like to share.

You manage to be tasteless, crass, immature *and* totally boring and completely predictably.  It's impressive in a sense.

I don't demand anything off you, son.  I'd like you to not be such an unremittingly grim and over-the-top attention-seeker, but I'm a realist and understand that someone with your lot in life *needs* a certain level of attention.

But please, you're not my cup of tea - kindly understand I'm not interested in you.

Gillian takes two pieces of paper out of her pockets and waves it around for everyone to see:

Mar 15, 13:32:36

Your accountant has received payment of $19,100 from Ronnie.

And also:

Mar 15, 13:33:27

Your accountant has made payment of $19,100 to Ronnie. The note "i dont want your stinky money, son" was included.

I dont know where you're going with this, but decided to throw these out here in the open, so you dont try to come up with lies and fabrications.

Again, good day. 

I don't need to lie or fabricate, Gillian.  Or to tell inappropriate stories, or to pass judgement.

If you had a shred of integrity, or decency for that matter, you'd understand that your support for Transistor on this matter reeks of the worst kind of solipsism.

People see right through you.

On his evening stroll Ruff comes across some people shouting. He heads over to listen and finds a gangster accusing a Don of seeking attention by rambling nonsense.

He walks in between the two of them and faces Gillian. He holds her hand and says "I will give you all the attention you need."

He then turns to the gangster and says

But please, you're not my cup of tea - kindly understand I'm not interested in you.

"For someone who claims he is not interested in Gillian you sure seem to be holding a lot of hostility and anger towards her. But you are right about one thing, she is not your cup of tea."

Ruff then turns back to Gillian and gives her even more attention.

No, let's talk about your persecuting a lineage for an alleged debt.

 

Let discuss your fear of sitdowns

 "No uh.. lets not talk about my past. Shudders. Let's talk about yours instead! It's easier on my fragile ego."

Why don't we tell the world what your lineage's banishment(s) were for since you're so keen on bringing up other's. Let me recall: cheating the gods? Abusing cracks in the system? Descriptions of heinous violence in a sexual nature?

You're a loser. You've always been a loser. You lose, it's simply in your nature. I am inclined, naturally, to find it sad, but that sadness is overshadowed by how much of a confident prick you pretend you are. You thought you found a soft target, and you were wrong. Hang up the boots and admit defeat. It's time, child.

If you had just a couple of functional brain cells left in that thick skull of yours you would just shut up and exist; but you don't and the whole of the community can see it. You are the butt of every 10 jokes, and that is not even an exaggeration. I would not finance your death if you would just stop putting my name in your mouth but I am the whole of your purpose of existence. Without me, you are nothing- as you were before I appeared.

I will continue to give you what you crave so strongly, but I will equally take away what little legitimacy you have left each time.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Oh and give me my 80 million you skunk.

Ruffian walk by the street while he hears Transistor shouting at a dead body asking for it to pay 80 million.

Ruff puzzled and intrigued walks up to Transistor and whispers in his ear.

"You do know you are shouting at a dead body right? Oh and the ther night I had a dream that you owed me a $160 million, leave the dead body be and let's talk about how you are gonna pay me. I have various payment plans you can choose from"