Hello everyone. In this corner, I will be comparing Kuku to members of the community in order to determine who is a more valuable presence to our daily lives. We will start this exercise with Godfather Shoresy, who recently stated:

"The kuku bloodline… then……now….. forever… a fucking joke."

Kuku

• Vocal and highly visible member of the community
• Served as Leader of the Streets through dozens of venerated generations
• Independently wealthy
• Newspaper editor & financial benefactor of mafia journalism
• Frequent, highly successful contest-runner
• Celebrated poet
• Highly-trained killer
• Famous for keeping fatalities of allied pro-wackers to manageably low levels
• Voted #1 Street contributor by members of the US armed forces and first responders

Shoresy

• Barely a blip on the public consciousness
• Almost completely mute
• On rare appearances, delivers incoherent statements with the mannerisms of a lobotomy patient
• Bankrupt? Possibly the hidden hand behind Transistor's degrading public begging for Kuku's money
• Known to be hostile towards Sal_Giaqunto's 4 virtues, which we all hold sacred
• Blackened soul bound to an amulet that must be fed allied pro-wacker blood by each cycle of the full moon
• Loves The Weekly Gazette because it publishes as often as he shows up
• Struggling to name a single memorable thing he has done in nearly two years
• Wartime collaborator of Vichy France

Verdict:

I think we can see quite clearly here that the scales have tipped towards Kuku. I can imagine a life without Shoresy, as it is one we all live nearly every day, but without Kuku our world would be that much dimmer.

Thoughts?

Next week, we'll compare Kuku to another famous contest-runner, Harvey_Specter! 

How much were you paid to throw away your life to shill for a very strange cause?

Was it $80,000,000 by chance?

Go.. and I cannot emphasize this next part enough.. fuck yourself.