"Unlike some people I know how to lead and this is truth. Thats why im put in leadership positions. I make the LHM spot valuable."

Yes oh so valuable, and i can't recall what other leadership position have you held? Whatever postion id probably say you did the worse at it.

Also i do like your name Ashes, hopefully its not a foreshadowing on things to come.

" You can even ask the son of the late BananaBender most loyal man to New Orlans RoRog"


I would also agree bullshit, seeing as if my grandfathers journal serves me correct, bender tried to get people to attack New Orleans by shooting at other cities.