Starting Saturday April 6th at 00:00, lasting all weekend until April 7th at 23:59:59, that thing, about that guy, that one time, may be happening all weekend.

Hows it work?  Bossman said you can't have all your eggs in one basket.  Boss said to diversify, so diversify we did.  We stashed the things everywhere.  And I mean everywhere.  Aunt Audre gave me an earful when she found some had been placed in her drawer full of delicates.

Did we mention that we was three sheets to the wind when we diversified?  Our ledger keeping the location of the things, which was supposed to be done in code looks a little something like this:

That one place: 3

That other place: 7

Behind the place where that one time we did that thing: 2

Next to the other place where we buried that thing from the previous thing: 32

LOL: 4

Under the thing: 3

No occifer, I am not under the alcofluence of incohol: treefiddy

It goes on and on like this for tens of pages and it just got progressively worse.  Anyway, we gotta get everything back before the boss finds out we did it a little too well.

I hope you have an eggciting day too.  Let me know how you hare, I am dyeing to know.  Now scramble! Go get ready for this holiday!  If you can't attend that's ok, I'll pretend I really don't carrot all, but it's an eggstra special event.

Have a good one yolks!

Lol, I crack me up.

This is a casual, laid back event - not a serious competition.  The event is different from previous years - clicking 100000 times a minute will not increase your chances.  Waking up at the buttcrack of dawn and pulling a 48h marathon will not be worth it.  Simply enjoy the game and the community for a few hours over the weekend and reap the rewards.  Event details will be provided on the etherbunny page once the event starts.

48h of Rogues

48h of auto spawning jails

48h of finding prize filled eggs

48h of lounge rewards (and a bonus modifier on rewards based on crew lounge activity in official channels)

48h of hoppes hoppies hop-ezzz hoppys (Its like herpes... but for bunnys?)

You can get more information, details, and standings at https://mafiareturns.com/etherbunny.php once the event goes live.

(Just as a friendly reminder, using automation or modifying the output or display of the game in any way to increase the chances of finding eggs will result in the permanent loss of your playing ability.  Please keep everything on a level playing field.)