Ladies and Gentlemen, and I use the terms loosely, I am here to warn you of a public threat to those who are old enough to occupy a place at the top left of the dinner table, as it were. And, I'm not talking about Dick Gozinya or Mr. 47's alcoholic English cousin, Lawrence Bell. This Help Desk character, whilst seemingly a nice, helpful guy, is really a pervert! He tries to grope and molest the ladies who sit next to him, and he tries to show the guys the definition of a chutney ferret. Americans, ask a trusted Brit about that one.
So, beware! Sitting next to that Help Desk pervert is dangerous. Bring pepper spray, mace, or a mace. Watch your corn hole. And, make sure his hands are where you can see them at all times or you might just be losing more than your wallet. |
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I say! Let's tie him up and show him who's boss, eh Saint? |
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Isn't that what he wants Kevin? He likes being tied up from what I hear. |
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Sounds PERFECT for me, oh wait, I mean, What a scoundrel, arr! |
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p4c0 looks around and wonders what the commotion is all about.
Last time I checked I was still caged 90% of the time, so THE pervert is still contained.
That is all.
For Now |
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You, my friend, still need time to calm yourself! Your "cane" is inches from my eye! Please, back up a few feet. |
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