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| Jesters Of Comedy Radio Show | Started by: Kevin_Leman on May 26, '08 14:28 |
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'Ahhh pussy, if it wasn't for those blastid hairballs they cough up they may be interesting to play with yes? Speaking of which her comes my shot' *Triumph takes the shot* 'Ahhh it went down smoother than the time a crew leader died for his right hand man's mistakes. I KEED I KEED! That was a great family, FOR ME TO POOP ON!' |
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| Reply by: Triumph at May 26, '08 15:24 | |
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| I see Triumph's full of piss, vinegar, and cocaine today! | |
| Reply by: Kevin_Leman at May 26, '08 15:26 | |
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'Drugs are bad for the brain, well there was this one time, I snorted catnip. Holy hell did it burn the nose. So have you guys seen the weather outside? It's raining cat's and dogs, yet I'm in here very strange indeed.' *Turns his back, and does a line of coke without anyone noticing* 'Oh shit my nose is bleeding someone get me a fucking napkin!' *The waitress brings over a handy wipe* 'haha wow, I haven't gotten that much blood on my pants since the time I took Lassies Virginity behind the hotel dumpster, I KEED I KEED, it was really Eyzlee, kinda fits the name no? I KEED! I love me some Eyzlee, especially after breakfast, FOR ME TO POOP ON! You know how the song goes no? "Eyzlee like Sunday morning!" No really she is a great individual. It isn't fair for me to pick on her, just like it not fair for Clipper to have the ability to breed. I KEED I KEED!' |
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| Reply by: Triumph at May 26, '08 15:40 | |
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Kevin slaps the puppet dog That is my boss you are speaking of, and I'd appreciate you holding your tongue about her! |
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| Reply by: Kevin_Leman at May 26, '08 15:43 | |
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'I'm just keeding you know that sexy man. Not like your innocent, That's right ladies and gentlemen, I caught Kevin banging a great dane out back. It reminded me of the time I ate a three week old doggy biscuit , it just isn't right!' Takes a large puff of his cigar* 'So Kevin you always so short in conversation or are you trying to tell us something? You know down there? I keed I keed. No really I know a doctor that can really do some work.' |
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| Reply by: Triumph at May 26, '08 15:47 | |
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I've just had a death in the family. Your family, actually. Your mother got split in two by my "short conversation." No seriously though, I'm just enjoying the comedy. It's been a while since we had some laughs. Last time I remember this show being this funny was when we sent postcards of Cyclone's mom to the Philly mayor, and he put them on the billboards. |
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| Reply by: Kevin_Leman at May 26, '08 15:50 | |
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Uhm..Can I speak now? I have ADHD.. |
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| Reply by: Blank at May 26, '08 16:06 | |
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Back to your corner you inconciderate little swine!!!!!!!! And yes blank,you can speak, was disciplining my pet pig. |
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| Reply by: Kevin_Leman at May 26, '08 16:15 | |
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| Speaking of crap, you guys are about as funny as a pay toilet on a diarrhea ward. You guys should do a show about vampires, so it would REQUIRE you to suck. | |
| Reply by: Mr_47 at May 26, '08 17:27 | |
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'Yes 47, so you have seen my interview before I see?' 'Stealing lines like a broke fisherman I see, not very nice sir!' *takes a larger hit off his cigar* 'So Kevin, what made you begin this great radio show?' |
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| Reply by: Triumph at May 26, '08 17:37 | |
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About a pound of pot, and 3 kilos of cocaine, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and a fat chick. Soooooooooooo, next time you see your mom, tell her thanks. |
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| Reply by: Kevin_Leman at May 26, '08 17:44 | |
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'The bitch ran into the street the other day after a moving vehicle, let's say she's in a better place now, underneath the wheel well of a semi!! I keed I keed, I'll tell her as soon as you return her flea collar you stole to wear around your neck while checking yourself out in front of the mirror.' *Barks at the waitress to come back over* 'I could use a gin and tonic, that and the newest copy of doggy style. Thank you sweets' *As the waitress turns away Triumph sticks his nose between her butt checks* Sniff Sniff 'Mmmmm bacon' |
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| Reply by: Triumph at May 26, '08 17:53 | |
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Just then the door burst open and!!! Nothing. Nothing's happening. I had you going there with my announcer voice, didn't I! Yes folks, it's that time again! Commercial music plays and you hear "Radio Radio Radio Comedy Comedy Comedy Echo Echo Echo TIME!" Radio Comedy Echo is the part of the show that we will "echo" out anything that our listeners send into us that we think is funny. So send Triumph or I your comedy, and if we think it's funny, we'll send YOU $100,000 prize, and we will "echo it out!" Rules: 1. Entry cost is $1,000 (We have to support the staff somehow) 2. Contestants cannot be Staff of WMOB (Or Triumph's mom.) 3. You'd better be funny, or Triumph may just send you poop. |
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| Reply by: Kevin_Leman at May 26, '08 18:11 | |
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| Welcome back to Jesters Of Comedy. During the break, Triumph was telling us about his vacation in Borabora. I heard you saw a lot of "crabs" there, Triumph. And, what's with the flea collor? | |
| Reply by: Kevin_Leman at May 26, '08 18:42 | |
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'Yes there were many crabs, all sorts of shapes and sizes, for example HollywoodUndead's crabs were yellow in color. Never seen such abnormalities before, they were pretty friendly though.' *Triumph grabs a book* 'Charles Dickens, what are you a librarian? I haven't seen anything that old since Secret Agent walked these streets, I keed I keed! No really though, he's old. As far as the flea collar. You tell me your wearing it around your neck!' |
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| Reply by: Triumph at May 26, '08 18:53 | |
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| I appreciate fine literature. AND STOP SHITTING ON MY BOOK! | |
| Reply by: Kevin_Leman at May 26, '08 19:20 | |
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| Just incase you're wondering, folks, we accept advertising. We here at WMOB Mob Radio will advertise for you for $5,000. Just tell us the name of your business, and the location, and what it's about, and we'll write up an ad for you to use in our radio show. | |
| Reply by: Kevin_Leman at May 26, '08 19:45 | |
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| 'Yus that's right, just for 5,000 we will air your commercials, FOR ME TO POOP ON! On a serious note, it's a great way to get your business known.' | |
| Reply by: Triumph at May 26, '08 20:01 | |
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| Yes, that's it exactly. Get your business known to the hundreds of listeners in your area! All this for a minimal fee! And, until May 31, '08 23:59 WE ARE CUTTING THAT PRICE IN HALF! That's right folks, for just $2,500 you can get your ads going! | |
| Reply by: Kevin_Leman at May 26, '08 20:04 | |
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What must we do to get you involved? Honestly. Kevin stands with a gun to Triumph's head I'LL DO IT! IF SOMEONE DOESN'T GIVE US A DAMN CALL IN THE NEXT 30 MINUTES! I WILL PUT THE DOG DOWN! |
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| Reply by: Kevin_Leman at May 27, '08 08:48 | |
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