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Here I am at the usual mob spot at the restraunt on the corner this man walks in and asks me to do a job... What should I do, I don't know who he is, where he's from, or who his family is, what should I do??? |
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*Hurries to Phillip*, don't recognize me eh? I've been in the family quite a while now. *hands Phillip a squeegee, and some window spray* Now 47 hates to see streaks, so when you're cleaning windows, please make sure to avoid them. Unfortunately he lives in this 50 story glass building, but he's too cheap to hire anyone else. |
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"Damn man I just got my invite yesterday, how the hell, should i start at the top or the bottom? Well I'll start on the elevator, and get make some arangements my wife will help me. (I HOPE)" So I walk in the family elevator and see this man who just gave me the squeege and he is laughing at me, So i hand him the squeege back saying " Mr_47 says I need some help". |
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I agree that you need some help; *hands back all of the window washing equipment* Oh and you'll probably need these books too. *hands him "Chicken Soup for Window Cleaners, The Complete Idiots Guide to Window's, and Bill Gate's autobiography* There you are sir, everything you needed to know about windows and more, if you need any physical labor help I suggest looking towards crew leaders, they're in bold, so that must indicate how strong they are. |
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So I hand the widow supplies to a homeless man and tell him with a gun to his face, to wash the building from head to toe. I tell him that I will pay him 2500 cash dollars when he is thru. But for every single streak that i see, he will taste my lead. |
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Damn, why didn't I think of that. I actually cleaned all the windows. Took me about a week and a half. Thank god I don't have to do that again. |
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I was kinda hoping that it wouldn't get my ass in trouble and get me wacked... How retarted would that be??? Getting wacked for hiring a homeless guy... |
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Um... Phillip, that guy you just hired is none other than Mr_47 himself. He just hasn't shaved today... or probably in the last week, but hey he's a busy guy. |
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sos... wow the place does look clean though and so does his face... no offence he just shaved damn now what |
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Wow, had me fooled. I really thought that was a hobo. Mr. 47 had really let himself go. I mean, damn, he looks rough. |
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did some one put a hit out on him or something like that because it seems like it. the 47 i know wouldn't do that unless some one had |
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It might have been the fact that he hasn't ranked in so long.... I would let myself go too after putting all this effort and no rewards to show for it. |
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very true but why did he clean his own palace man he could of said something and i would of done something |
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Because everyone at the HQ was too lasy to do it. :p |
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lol probably true but like i said i would of done it for him if he said who he was im lucky to be breathing omg some man just came in my house and tried to rob me, i shot him and now what |
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Bah he tried to rob you, I would have done the same thing if some strang man was in my house taking my money. |
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I guess you should dig the hole now...
I'll get the shovels. |
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acually he tried to take more than just my money i think he was trying to take a ransom but his blood is all over my house and he is lying dead on my bed just wait till my wife comes home then im gonna be in his position what should i do |
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grabs a sholve and a pic *thanks man you don't have no idea how mad my wife is gonna be and my boy is ok but who would send some one after me like this how fucking disrespectful when i find out who and why im gonna wack em and wack em good for puttin my ass on the line with my wife like this |
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greet your wife at the front door, give her some money, and tell her to go shopping for however long you think it will take to clean up the mess. I do it all the time whenever I bring hookers over. |
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