Wayne approaches the masses and gives a note to everyone who listens

To: Hound
From: Tommy-Vercetti
Sent: Nov 30, '11 18:46
Subject: RIA Racing Tips


K so I compiled a list of all the tips Odin gave me today. Please keep this relatively quiet, it's already hard enough to win a race without everyone having all our secrets:


RIA Racing Tips

- USE FIREFOX!
- Be sure to keep Firefox fully updated. When updates become available make sure you update it.
- To maximize the speed of your browser: in the address bar type "about:config." Then double click network.http.pipelining and network.http.proxy.pipelining so their values are set to true. After that double click network.http.pipelining.maxrequests and set this to 8.
- Make sure your laptop/computer has not been on for a long period of time (otherwise it starts to slow)
- Make sure you have no other programs running, only firefox and max of 3 tabs open (again, it starts to slow)
- Make sure your cache/browsing history etc. is cleared
- Start racing 10 seconds before your IA become active. For example, if your IA is at 17:50, start racing at 17:49:50

Everyone that races already knows these tips... I'm not sure what you are trying to do here, but okay.

Toby looks at the man yelling about foxes of fire.

What in the world does setting foxes on fire have to do with a man named Ria?

Not to mention Ria is a girls name anyway. What devilish language are you speaking?

Google Chrome FTW..... Just saying.

Oh, I love birds!

Caboose unloads a strange man wearing glasses from a trash can

"You will all burn in hell for this blasphemy for I am Bill Gates and shall never die!" said the strange little man as caboose put the lid over his head and kicked the trashcan down the street.

I think he was also Wayne's uncle.

Stan listens as this man talks about some Dame called Ria and firefoxes and raceing, Stan was interested in raceing he had after all just bought himself a new car he had allways lived his life in the fast lane, Fast cars and even faster women Who was this Ria? That everone wanted to race was she holding out intill someone could beat her? Stan must have her he clears his throat

So wayne this Broad Ria how many horses has she? and when is she having her next race? 

I wish everything in the world was Chrome.

Listening to Stan spot out his confusions and not help but feel the same issues remembered a song his mother used to sing ..

She'll be riding six white horses when she comes ... maybe its Six horses Stan but I'm not sure if that song was about Ria or not ...

Hey Murdoc can they be 6 Chrome horses instead?

Lynx.

I like my browsers like I like my guns. Fast, effective and CHROME!

I love browsing for guns.

Why not just open multi-wack tabs and use it every second? just a thought

What did you mean Richard, "multi wack tabs". You mean several tabs all to wack the same target?

And by "every second" you mean autorefresh? If so, that is cheating.

If I misread, would you mind clarifying?

I think you all need to see a doctor for an injection of that famous you know what!

SeaMonkey FTW!

http://www.seamonkey-project.org/