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| Cast your vote today! Stand up speak out. | Started by: Johnny3Tears on May 27, '08 06:14 |
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Johnny3Tears enters the streets kicking a stone from in front of the door of the coffee shop he was dining. He had slightly kicked it too hard and caught the Don of New Orleans right between the eyes. Feeling nervous that the Don was menstrual he found a milk crate to stand on and begin a formal apology. Ladies and Gentlemen as you may know by now the Don of New Orleans, CommodumPerfectus. Has taken a stone to the face no worries though, our alien friend is fine. Regaining composure and taking a sip from his flask he begins to speak again. Well we now have the great 'Sin City' open for auths. Now some have heard Numbers4Glory speak of who would like auth well what if you were given candidates? Maybe ones that could hold a good family maybe even prove themselves as CL's, we can call this a vote. Rules: No voting for yourself and no casting multiple ballots or you shall be... shall be... well... um... shall be... well you'll know. Anyways. Now for the candidates. Stopping himself before he continues he slides an extra word in. All crews will have a candidate some maybe two. Continues after that note. From the enlarged craniums family, Bighead. We have: _Rhuarc_ and Ivory_Ice (if was made man) From the aliens family, Commodumperfectus that is. We have: AlfonsiTimello From the Don of Philadelphia's sub crew. We have: Ariel From Marjor_Jerkovski's family in the Big Apple. We have: Nuisance and Lulu From the windy city with 47 enterprises. We have: Mr_Rogers_Lovechild and Ricardo Finally last but not least from Philadelphia the family of numbers. We have: Sherminator, Dock, Edinburgh, Animal, and TM_scarface There's the candidates ladies and gentlemen cast your votes right here today! |
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Prior to giving a vote. Please would you mind telling us why these people are candidates? Just curious. |
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| Reply by: SecondaryInfantry at May 27, '08 06:22 | |
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| Why... why you ask. Some are of great ranks among us and some have battle wounds. Some I feel plain can just do well for us. Some have are great people person mafioso's and others were the only candidates I felt like adding. There may be another election after this so drop me a line and let me know who you want your candidate to be. | |
| Reply by: Johnny3Tears at May 27, '08 06:24 | |
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wow seeing as I have a right to vote I better not waste it. thinks carefully about the list of names before coming to a conclusion yes I am going to vote for Edinburgh I mean what a perfect candidate he is, and he already has his own campaign slogan already 'where darkness falls'. I wonder if he needs a campaign manager or if im too late... TheLoveDoctor goes off in search of Edinburgh to work out a deal where he gets 90% of any profits made by the campaign |
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| Reply by: TheLoveDoctor at May 27, '08 06:25 | |
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| Notes the vote for Edinburgh. | |
| Reply by: Johnny3Tears at May 27, '08 06:27 | |
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| Ivory_Ice. | |
| Reply by: Pure_Orange_Juice at May 27, '08 06:39 | |
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| Notes the vote for Ivory_Ice. | |
| Reply by: Johnny3Tears at May 27, '08 06:40 | |
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| Major. | |
| Reply by: Cartman at May 27, '08 06:41 | |
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Scratching his head he realizes Cartmans vote is an idiocy and returns it. Sir, you cannot vote for present crew leaders. |
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| Reply by: Johnny3Tears at May 27, '08 06:42 | |
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At last, I get to put to use my skills learned from my espionage training, the subtle art of deception and camouflage. I walk up to the ballet box wearing a top hat, large glasses, a fake mustache and large tan trench coat, smoking my pipe and toying with my walking cane. "I vote _Rhuarc_." |
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| Reply by: _Rhuarc_ at May 27, '08 06:46 | |
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Notes the vote for _Rhuarc_ and begins thinking to himself. Was that barb wire tattoo I saw threw the hole in his sleeve. Johnny jumps up and rips the shirt to shreads. Sir I warned you of cheating and remember when your punishment comes. "Losers whine about their best and winners go home and fuck the prom queen." Points towards CommodumPerfectus. Thats the prom queen, you want'er I mean him I mean it I mean... alien!!! Go get her! I mean him... I mean it... I mean... ugh the thought is just to fucked up for my mind to understand. |
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| Reply by: Johnny3Tears at May 27, '08 06:52 | |
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Sigh. Ok, to pick one from the above list i'd have to go for Edinburgh. Another question, though. Have you approached any of these unfortunate people prior to doing this whole voting? Speaking of auth can bring a lot of unwanted heat towards a mafioso, one they may not wish to attract. |
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| Reply by: SecondaryInfantry at May 27, '08 06:56 | |
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Drops his head on the table. Don't vote then!!! Regaining some composure he addresses the man or woman or whatever he is with all these men/women/alien running around. Sir, don't vote then. Heat well as far as heat goes its a nice sunny 70 degree day. Points at the water cooler two tables down. If you're warm, take a drink and cool off. Johnny thinks to himself that maybe it'll shut the man up. |
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| Reply by: Johnny3Tears at May 27, '08 07:00 | |
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I wasn't approached BUT, I can't see the current leaders giving too much (any) weight to this vote so see no harm in it. If I was to cast a serious vote, it'd be for Dock, mainly because his name rhymes with a rude word, which is as good a reason to give auth as any! |
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| Reply by: _Rhuarc_ at May 27, '08 07:03 | |
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Excuse me, don't think to come out here and address the masses but not be subject to some questions. I gave you my vote. I wasn't questioning the voting system (at this point). I simply questioned whether or not these people were aware of it. Going by your response i'll take that as a No. |
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| Reply by: SecondaryInfantry at May 27, '08 07:05 | |
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| Laughing his ass off Johnny composises himself and notes the vote for Cock.... I mean Dock. | |
| Reply by: Johnny3Tears at May 27, '08 07:05 | |
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| Thats cool Rhuarc, I know the current leaders wouldn't give this a second glance, i'm just trying to establish if Mr Tears actually engaged his brain before doing this. It sure as hell doesn't seem like he did. | |
| Reply by: SecondaryInfantry at May 27, '08 07:07 | |
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Beginning to chuckle once again he addresses SecondaryInfantry again. I wonder one thing, are you psychic because you can read my mind man. Points to the velvet robbed square near the water cooler with a sign on it that reads. Freaks only... oh and _Rhuarc_. Well we've got CommodumPerfectus, secondaryinfantry and _Rhuarc_ the he/she/alien fucker already, who else is a freak out there? |
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| Reply by: Johnny3Tears at May 27, '08 07:08 | |
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| By robbed I mean't rope. kthanx | |
| Reply by: Johnny3Tears at May 27, '08 07:09 | |
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Thinks to himself why life has to be such an uptight busy taking role. Then decides to say something. Maybe for the enjoyment of what people may think or who they may choose? He asks. |
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| Reply by: Johnny3Tears at May 27, '08 07:11 | |
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