| Sep 23 - 17:19:28 |
|
| Post Reply | Post new topic | Page: 1 |
| WAR! and my message to the leaders. | Started by: Sal_Giaquinto on May 27, '08 15:53 |
|
Well, one leader in particular. One very very special leader. Not just to her own members and sub-faction, but one who has conquered my heart of hearts. Eyzlee, my love. I am, Willing, Able and Ready, to start a new life with you, or you with me? When the note of Hercules is tied across your waist, can it be I that unties it? The warmth of your voice is enough to calm the storms of wrath that once plagued my heart. Like the goddess Maia, your tenderness melts the winter snows. I am cold no more. When and where I am Gaius, will you, Eyzlee my love, be Gaia? Enough of the poetic honey, dear Eyzlee, will you marry me? |
|
| Report Post | Tip |
| All women belong to the barrow, cease and desist with this futile courtship. | |
| Reply by: KingofWheelbarrows at May 27, '08 16:24 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
Ohhhh, what a lovely display of... If she says know I know a certain someone who will, called Sherminator. She is low maintence! Think it over, let me know. Ill do a special price! |
|
| Reply by: Equilibrium at May 27, '08 16:26 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
| All the language belongs to the barrow, I have sold none to Equilibrium. | |
| Reply by: KingofWheelbarrows at May 27, '08 16:27 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
| *Tosses Barrow a Fiver* | |
| Reply by: Equilibrium at May 27, '08 16:39 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
Stumbles in reeking of Cuevro Hate to break it you all, *hic* but Eyzlee and I got married in Mexico last night, or was that Ariel. *hic* |
|
| Reply by: El_Guapo at May 27, '08 16:58 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
A young lady on the sidelines glares at Sal_Giaquinto in contempt, a bitter and twisted sting settling in her chest as she watched the entire showing of affection. "Oh Eyzlee, darling," Harper states, pushing her way in front of the man who had just bared his heart and soul to the Don. "In the short time we've known each other I've grown quite attached to you, M'am. You turn my frowns upside down and you have taught my jaded, guarded heart how to love once more. Miss, I do think I'd be the perfect match for you. I don't ask for much, and I'd give you everything I have. My-my money, my food. Hell, I'd give you the dress off my back in a heartbeat." "What I'm trying to say is..." With another glance at Sal, Harper hikes her green dress up her thigh so as not to wrinkle it and sighing deeply she sinks to one knee. From the bust section of her dress she pulls a tiny wad of cash. "Oops, dear me, how did that get in there?" Fumbling quickly she places the cash back into her bodice and after a few more moments of digging pulls out a tiny, tarnished silver ring. "Ahem, oh Eyzlee, honey bunch, sugar plum... pumby umby umpkin... sweetie pie... cuppy cake, gumdrop, snoogum shnoogum s'more... will you do me the honor of forgetting this fella and committing yourself to me?" |
|
| Reply by: Harper at May 27, '08 17:56 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
Well, whatever Eyzlee decides i'll back her one hundred percent. I've already picked out my dress for the occasion. I've also picked out a beautiful wedding gift that will work for either party to enjoy. Ariel looks down at her left hand then back at El_Guapo. She clearly didn't have a ring on her finger, and she sighed in relief. Sorry, Mr. Guapo, though you may be handsome like the your name describes I don't believe it was I who married you, though I was a bit tipsy. |
|
| Reply by: Ariel at May 27, '08 19:10 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
| Reminds me of A Badass wedding except these are lesbians and much better fit than poor SuperSao and my great great yada yada grandfather. | |
| Reply by: The_Fallen at May 28, '08 00:35 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
| Thank God, I moved away from Utah. :) | |
| Reply by: Sal_Giaquinto at May 28, '08 00:49 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
| Post Reply | View All Threads | Page: 1 |
How much do you want to tip for this post?
Minimum $20,000
Minimum $20,000
