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| Oi wtf is up with all of this | Started by: Phillip on May 27, '08 18:28 |
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My boys and I are walking thru a allyway, when we see this bright shining light in front of us. "It's coming closer, and faster Phillip" says one of them. When all of a sudden before I can get to my gun, this man in a very nice suit jumps out. *Hands me an envolope* "Open this and you'll be getting up the line" He says to me. So I open the package and??? |
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| You find an english book from 8th grade. On a note it says 'read this oh, and use spellcheck.' | |
| Reply by: MaddisonAtkins at May 27, '08 18:30 | |
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| and the book is a little safe with a gun and a letter in it saying don't forget to use spellcheck, code for kill the bastard one shot one kill | |
| Reply by: Phillip at May 27, '08 18:51 | |
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AND IT IS A FREE DRINKS VOUCHER FOR THE PUB WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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| Reply by: KingofWheelbarrows at May 27, '08 18:56 | |
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| WERE NOT AT THE PUB MOURON | |
| Reply by: Phillip at May 27, '08 19:05 | |
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| HOW DO YOU KNOW | |
| Reply by: KingofWheelbarrows at May 27, '08 19:10 | |
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| Walking down the street he thinks to himself, this has got to be one of the best street speeches ever! | |
| Reply by: Maddog at May 27, '08 19:33 | |
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| You may not be at the pub right now. But I can tell you all if you come to The Dirt Duck in LA all drinks are always free!!!! | |
| Reply by: QuackersVonDuckworth at May 27, '08 19:40 | |
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Walks by the scene where an illiterate man is looking through an 8th grade text book and a drunken man, crown on his head, pushing a wheelbarrow, is raving about a pub. "What in the hell... Quickly moves on before he too catches the illness these poor men have so certainly caught |
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| Reply by: Skulls at May 27, '08 21:49 | |
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| Must be something in the water. I hope it is not that nasty plague. | |
| Reply by: Maddog at May 27, '08 21:58 | |
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So you open the package and........an evil kitten jumps out, looking quite ferocious. Jade looks around frantically. Omg, run everyone, its after us. |
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| Reply by: Jade at May 27, '08 22:05 | |
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I am so out of here! I hate crazy kitties! I really hate crazy kitties with the plague! I really should have picked a different name with my fear of kitties and all. |
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| Reply by: Maddog at May 27, '08 22:16 | |
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Captures the kitten and puts it in a industrial cage that happens to be lying around I hear Eyzlee likes kittens, so i think i'll give this to her as a gift. It will make for a good morning. Winks |
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| Reply by: Skulls at May 27, '08 22:19 | |
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Nothing says good morning boss like a crazy caged kitty! I am sure she will love it. |
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| Reply by: Maddog at May 27, '08 22:21 | |
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| I feel that I need to apologize for this whole scenario. While I appreciate the effort from the late Phillip, I do not appreciate him insulting people in the streets. To anyone who was offended, I apologize and I assure you that the matter has been dealt with. | |
| Reply by: Mr_47 at May 28, '08 00:36 | |
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