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| So you want to marry a Don | Started by: Eyzlee on May 28, '08 05:10 |
| It's true Aroma. She said hello to my father once and then his face melted off (it had nothing to do with the boiling pot of water his face fell in to.) DO NOT GET CLOSE. | |
| Reply by: Gauntlet at May 28, '08 16:53 | |
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Ponders about Ezylee I really dont want to marry you.. I just wanna be your BFF. but I know I cannot be.. so I walk around these streets a depressed alcoholic perverted pimpin mafioso. |
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| Reply by: Striphe at May 28, '08 16:57 | |
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I am not a pretty man. But Ive got a good heart. Not to mention a rock hard body. My time is your time. Just lube my joints and we can go anywhere at anytime. |
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| Reply by: Tinman at May 28, '08 19:01 | |
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KoWB (KingofWheelBarrows for those who don't take to abbreviations or anagrams or whatever that would be) I don't think Eyzlee would count in the "all the girls belong to the barrow." She's a woman, in case you haven't noticed....looks at Eyzlee's chest she has breasts...girls don't have breasts, it's common knowledge...duh. Also, girls are dumb, no offense girls, and Eyzlee is a smart cookie, yes cookies can be smart! She just screams "woman." I would know, I share an HQ with her, she screams it all the time... Seeeeee...she is a woman, not a girl, as for the rest, they can belong to the barrow...it's okay (This was a horrible at being funny...send hate mail if you wish) |
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| Reply by: HollywoodUndead at May 28, '08 20:28 | |
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As he walks the streets stops and listens at what a local don of philly has to say. After shes finished he sees a couple of mafiosis around her nearly drooping to their kneels for her hand in marriage, spots a member from his family around the bunch and couldnt help himself but to laughs. Wow that is pretty pathetic. He takes a second look at Eyzlee I do have all of the above and more to offer but i think an extremely handsome man like me can do better, after all people would kill to be with me. |
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| Reply by: Ricardo at May 29, '08 00:38 | |
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*Gives Ricardo a high five* Thank god I'm not the only one with some swaggar around here. Men like us don't chase women... they chase us! |
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| Reply by: Tyrant at May 29, '08 01:24 | |
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