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| So you want to find love... | Started by: Tyrant on May 28, '08 22:50 |
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It's friday night and you can't find a date. You have called every number in your lil black book and noone will answer your calls. You go to the bar and you find yourself unable to break the ice. Well never fear, Tyrant is here, to help you get the date of your dreams. Let me start off with the ladies. First off, it's really not that hard for you gals to find someone that will show intrest in you. All you ladies need to do is put on a little make up, put on a skimpy outfit that shows too much leg, ass, chest and breast. Get those twins nice and priky, cause I speak for every man when I say I love too see some titties. Another thing is you might want to bring a friend with you, where you go to find men, that is a little less prettier than you, to make yourself stand out. When you have an attractive man come up and try and start a conversion with you, all you gotta do is pretend to enjoy his two bit pick up lines and maybe get a flirty with him. But don't be TOO sleezy, or you might end up with a onenight stand at best. If that's what ya want, that's fine. Most guys like that and will go for it. Now for the men... ahh yes the men. Let me tell ya it takes years of practrice to get where I am at. Swaggar is not something you are born with or gain over night. It takes years of practice. First off... DONT SET YOUR STANDARDS TOO HIGH! Nothing wrong with picking up a fat chick. You're better off with a fat chick then your left hand. Plus fat chicks are easy, and good practice to work on your G.A.M.E. I mean who cares if a fat chick don't like the game you spit. But if she don't like it, that is a sign that you need to work on your pick up lines. Once you pick up a fat chick or two it's time to set the up the bar a little bit. That's right folks, the annoying, drunken blond at a party that none else wants to have sex with. These girls have standards, but just as easy as a fat chick. Try the best lines you have come up with and buy her a drink... even if she already has one. If she lets you buy her a drink your pretty much in, get a lil flirty with her, and if she flirts back, take adavantage of the situation RIGHT AWAY. Now it's time to go for your dream date. Now that you have built up your confidence, you will have lil more pep in your step, and begin to feel the glow that is the swaggar. All girls with class can look into your eyes and see if you have swaggar or fear in your heart. If you show the least bit of fear, you're screwed buddy. Women like a man that is confident about himself. Not all shy and sweet and shit. But that doesn't mean be a complete asshole either. You gotta be smooth... use that same old pick up line that had some much success with the fat chicks and drunken party girls. As long as she doesn't call you a creep, you're are in the clear and should start a conversion. Let the flirtyness kinda slip at first but then let be known over time that you are intrested. Now, only if you feel you can score on the first night... get her as drunk as you possably can. Not so she'll lower her standards to sleep with you, no. You do this so she is too drunk to drive home and you can offer her a ride. Try to get her to come over to your place, if you can. Offer some coffee, or whatever it is she likes. (By now you should know some of her likes and dislikes) Once she is in the house... it's all up to you on what happens. I mean I ain't gonna share all my secrets with ya. ;p Now back too addressing both sexes. I'm not gonna tell you how to run a perfect relationship. I could... but not going too. That is all on you (both male and females) to decide what makes you two happy. I hope this inforamtion has been helpfull and best of luck to ya. One more thing. After sharing all this information with the world, I will personally he man bitch slap the next person that tries to wonder in the street seemlessly to find a date. i.e. HollywoodUndead Eyzlee Sal_Giaquinto No disrespect to any of you just useing your rants as an example. If I catch anyone doing this I (along with everyone in casa nostra) will have all rights to call you a loser. ;p Good day to you all. And if you need any further advise please feel free to drop me a line. :) |
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*laughs uncontrollable at the conversation he just heard* You are giving advice on picking up women? From what I have heard you have no idea what it takes to take a lady home. You sit come off as a womanizing pig, I will excuse it since you are family and all. If you would like some advice on how to secure a date with a lady, buy me a drink at the HQ bar, and I will share some secrets. I am not willing to share my secrets in the street these days. I like the competition levels low. *walks away still laughing* |
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| Reply by: sinstarragain at May 28, '08 23:01 | |
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| I maybe a womanizing pig, but hey, I still get laid alot. Plus I don't see any of the women in my life complaining. (ooc this works for me all the time in real life too buddy) ;) | |
| Reply by: Tyrant at May 28, '08 23:18 | |
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Wait... how many people use their left hand? Good read. |
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| Reply by: Don_Corleone at May 28, '08 23:43 | |
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wandering down the street TheLoveDoctor hears a stranger shouting to a crowd of people, not taking much notice until his ears prick up when he realises the man is giving advice on how to find love. wondering who this new expert on love is, he listens intently to what he has to say you want to find love? having trouble with the opposite sex? hey you all have a fully (un) qualified doctor of love around here, if people dont come to the most obvious place for help then how can they be expected to find love. oh and Tyrant good speech that's some good advice right there. TheLoveDoctor walks away wondering if he has a rival on his hands |
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| Reply by: TheLoveDoctor at May 29, '08 05:22 | |
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The_Fallen stops and listens to the man and decides to ask the question puzzling his mind. Whose cheaper? Seeing as TheLoveDoctor has been around much longer he may just have better advice, but then again that advice may just be no good for the younger ladies. Takes a drag from his cigarette and sits down on a bench. |
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| Reply by: The_Fallen at May 29, '08 05:24 | |
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And They Say Romance Is Dead. I find it quite amusing that while we have women like the great (and very sexy) Eyzlee giving us speeches on being Valiant, Orgasmic, Loyal, and having stunning Eyes..We have you proclaiming to be giving us advice on how to find love, and it seems to be exactly what women are telling us NOT to do. I think I know why I am incredibly confused by this. This is not a way of finding love, as you proclaim. All you have passed on is 'how to get laid'. Which, to be quite frank with you, is not my idea of love. All the same though, if all you want to do is go from woman to woman, having meaningless one night stands, and building a relationship just on sex (which is bound to fail), then this is fantastic advice. And if you want a one night stand with a sleazy guy ladies, then go ahead and show more "leg, ass, chest and breast". Hell, I'm sure if you just cut out the middle man and walk round naked you'll attract ALL the right kinds of guys. Good day Sir, ~Ix. |
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| Reply by: Ixyuri at May 29, '08 07:44 | |
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Ixyuri... Romance is not dead. I'm not giving a lecture about romance. I'm giving a lecture about finding someone. As for the women are conserned. It's not hard to find someone. All I was trying to say is, all you have to do is look sexy. That's it. That's all a women have to do in order to pick up a guy is too look sexy, and guys will come talk to you no problem. I'm not saying sleep with every guy that talks to you. I mean if you do that then I should come talk to you once and awhile. Second, I am under the impression that you believe there is such a thing as love at first sight. Where I come from we call that lust. No such thing as finding love on the first date. Or even the first man/women you pick up. I can't tell you how too fall in love or make someone fall in love with you. If I knew that shit, I would be a trillonaire and sell millions of books and start my own t.v. show. In order to fall in love you gotta make it to 1st 2sc and 3rd base, before you hit the home run. It takes alot of time too fall in love. I would be here for days trying to explain how to. I'm just showing the men around here how to get to 1st 2sc ect ect ect. Maybe just maybe, we wont have to deal with people pissing and moaning about how they can't find anyone too fall in love with them. I mean how attractive is it to you women seeing a man bitch about how he can't find love. I mean if you want to go with a guy like that, go ahead. But don't bitch to me when you find out he is a complete fucking weenie. |
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| Reply by: Tyrant at May 29, '08 09:52 | |
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Okay, lets get started straight away with this.
I'd like to point out the fact that, I AM a guy. So next time you're trying to insult me, at least get my gender correct. As for the love at first sight thing, what a load of shit. I have NO idea how you managed to interpret what i was saying so badly. I also know that you didn't actually say that 'Romance Is Dead', but what you said kinda proves that it is. Why do women have to look sexy? Why are you trying to make it seem so wrong to be bad looking, or even average? It's because of attitudes like this that I think that women of the future will become very paranoid about the way that they look, and will do almost anything they can to look 'sexy'. I'm not saying that they shouldn't make themselves look nice with some smart clothes, and doing their hair to make themselves presentable, I'm just wondering why you think it's so wrong to go for the average, intelligent girl, who makes you laugh? I find it amusing that you have called this speech 'how to find love..' and say things like this :
It also makes me wonder what exactly it is then that you are giving us advice on what to do? Any woman would be stupid to come near you to be quite honest, you're obviously just a guy out to have sex and nothing more.
What a ridiculous thing to say. I am very much a believer in becoming friends with a girl before anything. The way of building a long-lasting, strong relationship is by becoming friends with a girl first. You are actually instructing people in how to have quick, meaningless relationships, which are based purely on sex and nothing more. ~Ix. (Male. Just So You Know). |
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| Reply by: Ixyuri at May 29, '08 10:20 | |
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First off, let me apologize for assuming that you was a women. No offence but it's normally the women that bring up these issues. I had no intetions of trying to insult you. Second I already stated that I am pretty much a womenizing pig. Sorry to disappoint you. But I do what works and this works for me all the time. I had some very long lasting relationships that all started with this method. Third, I'm not putting a gun to your head and saying you have to do this in order to pick up women or you'll die. No. If you have your own method that works, then do you bro. I'm not gonna hate on you, I congratulate you. Bravo for having some swagga. All I ask in return, is please don't question my methods. Now, if you feel offended I'm sorry. All you have to do is ignore me. I'm not going to argue with you anymore on this matter. btw if you really want to know.... I did this more for my own personal amusment. Do you really think I care if anyone in these streets, other than me, finds love??? Hell no I don't give care at all. You people should be out discussing bussiness matters anyways and I regret ever making this little rant. |
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| Reply by: Tyrant at May 29, '08 10:52 | |
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Apology accepted :) You say that women usually bring up these issues...does that not show you that maybe women don't like 'your swagga'? And if you don't mind me asking, how long is a very long lasting relationship for you? And by putting your methods out there on the streets like you have, you're allowing people to question them :) I'm not offended, just saying that I don't think your method is the best one out there. But by all means, carry on. You shouldn't regret what you've done, it's pointless, regretting things never got anyone anywhere. And don't worry, it definitely made me laugh. ~Ix. |
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| Reply by: Ixyuri at May 29, '08 11:11 | |
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More women like my swag, then they question it. ;) My idea of a very long lasting relationship.... too long. haha And that is all I was going for. A few laughs. :) |
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| Reply by: Tyrant at May 29, '08 12:03 | |
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*Shamrock drunkinly staggers down the street after leaving the local bar. He notices a small crowd of people spreading apart and heading their own ways again. Shamrock spots Tyrant ranting on about finding love and approaches him, and drunkinly starts talking to him....* *hiccup* Hey Tyran...t. I got *hiccup* a quick question about love for you. Is it considered *hiccup* love if the person you get with is to drunk to remember what they did last night? *Shamrock staggers some more, making his way towards a wall to hold himself up before falling over* |
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| Reply by: Shamrock at May 29, '08 13:25 | |
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*Goes and helps his buddy Sham. walk back to his car* We call those one night stands. And it's only love if she was good. But seeing as how you couldn't remember, she must not have been that great. :p |
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| Reply by: Tyrant at May 29, '08 13:28 | |
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*Thanks Tyrant for his assistance* I'm sorry but you misunderstood me. I remember, she doesn't. And your right, it wasn't to gre.... *Before finishing his sentence, Shamrock passes out, drunk, in the front seat of his car* |
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| Reply by: Shamrock at May 29, '08 13:34 | |
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