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| Has Kuku Fallen Off His Horse? | Started by: Spike on May 24, '24 23:28 |
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I think this is an important debate. As we can see, Kuku hasn’t exactly been thriving out in the public. A lot of his performances have fallen flat. Recently, there have been many new up and comers, such as the King of the Streets, Joseph_Ligambi outshining him at every turn.
Kuku’s performances haven’t had that zazzle lately, and often lately crowds are left watching them fizzle, like urine on a campfire… kinda fun to watch at first, but then just a bunch of mucky ash. Is this LongLeggedLarry’s fault? Perhaps so. His less than spectacular reviews of Kuku’s on-stage gaffs have definitely been a setback against his once flourishing career. EmperorSao, the octopus, has even gotten more generous applause in the past week. Is it that the other performers are that much better and more professional? Maybe so. It could also be that the fad of Kuku is passe, and we’re in for a new showcase of stars parading across the silver screen.
Is this trend going to keep up? Has Kuku lost his groove? Can he get it back or will he sit back in his Hollywood-esque mansion, looking over his bronze awards gathering dust, as he fades into obscurity? Will the name Kuku become an esoteric antiquity? Time will have to tell. |
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Look, I like Kuku. He speaks his mind, he has clever comebacks, I just think we're out of our Kuku era. It's time for a real leader to take center stage and guide us in such a way that we can move forward as a society. We need someone who is only one person instead of 7 different people riding on sad, tattered coat-tails. We need someone with a proven track record of financial responsibility. Someone who loses their keys mere minutes after taking hold of them. We need Joseph_Ligambi. I am of the opinion that Kuku has, indeed, fallen off and we're ready for a change as a people. |
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| Reply by: LongLeggedLarry at May 24, '24 23:49 | |
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Day 39 the assault on Kuku continues...
We bring you the the scene, Kuku attacked with yet another cog in the propaganda machine. Will Uncle Joe fully dethrone the bird in this vicious campaign. We can't foresee the future, we just know its not looking good for him. Protesters in the streets are demanding change.. Can Uncle Joe answer the call? Time will unravel itself... Until next time we pass it back to you Spike back in the studio. |
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| Reply by: Ghost_hunter at May 25, '24 03:56 | |
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With the death of Kuku, I look forward to seeing what the future holds during this new era of prosperity. Roll on the era of Joseph "I don't care about this" Ligambi. |
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| Reply by: TommyTheTrumpet at May 25, '24 12:52 | |
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Seems like a horrible fall of the horse. Rufus werent surprised since it was waited to this end of life again. Must be horryfying to die like that and not again being able to pay up such debt he had. Let's hope some lesson is learned soon in life. |
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| Reply by: RufusWatchdog at May 25, '24 20:19 | |
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Striphe had noticed Mr Kuku had been murdered recently so he opened up his piece of paper that had written notes on it and tears up the paper throwing it into a 50gallon drum that has a soft fire burning in it.. even though it was damn near 80 degrees outside and almost summertime so he was not even sure why there was a fire. What a shitty neighborhood he thought I had some prepared written remarks about how it would be a battle but now with him dead there is no battle. Will his son come back and try to take his fathers old position or will he disappear into the darkness. I do not know. I am just trying to move some heroin with Joe, send Madness to kill some folks and keep my fathers corner store open so I can only wait and see what the future brings while trying to now blow my fortunes on gambling like my good friend MrGiggles would want me to do. (or would do himself) Striphe laughed to himself at his last remark as he mumbled something about MrGiggles for Auth and Macleane for auth as he stumbled back into his waiting limo |
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| Reply by: StripheCorelli at May 26, '24 00:43 | |
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Who is this kukkkooo you all speaketh of? I thought he was dead along with his 37 sons! The streets have new leaders and these leaders have money and better haircuts. I think we need to see Joseph_Ligambi new trim. I saw him the other day before said haircut, riding down the street with Kuckoos horse he had stolen from him and bags of cash pouring out of his pockets. The rumour mill this morning is that lil kuckoo the clown has been trying some new magic tricks in his dirty caravan, speaking into his cracked mirror he has managed to make all the cash disappear! All hail Joseph_Ligambi |
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| Reply by: McPolio at May 26, '24 12:58 | |
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