I stood in the midst of the crumbling city of Detroit, my heart heavy with grief and anger. My dear mother, Elle Woods senior, had been taken from me in a brutal mafia hit by the very mafia we had been working with in cahoots and I, Elle Woods jr was determined to avenge her death.
With a fury unlike any other, I turned to my own stash of heroin and took a hit, hoping it would give me the strength and clarity I needed for what came next. I was on a mission, a mission for vengeance.
I took one last look around the streets of the city I once loved and called home. They were now empty and silent, save for the distant sound of sirens. I couldn't bear to stay any longer, not with the image of my mother's lifeless body burned into my memory.

Without a second thought, I packed my bags and stumbled onto the first flight to New York, ready to unleash my wrath on the criminals who wronged me. My anger and sadness fueling me as I made my way to the bustling city screaming and shouting about how New York is full of nerds and snakes, brandishing my trusty gun. I waved my gun in the air, slurring my words as I shouted 'say hello to my little friend!'

But as I wildly fired off rounds, my aim proved to be as derelict as my home city itself. My bullets missed their mark every time, it was pathetic not one was even close. Was it due to the high emotions or the heroin coursing through my veins or just the fact I wasn’t a good shot? Then in a cruel twist of fate a rogue bullet ricocheted off a lamp post and directly struck me right in my already broken heart. I couldn't help but laugh through my pain, knowing how Ironic the situation was that the only blood shed was mine.
As I lay on the ground, gasping for breath, I could feel my mother's presence with me. And I whispered, “This is for you, mum.” While flipping the bird at the yanks who began to crowd round.

The bystanders who had gathered around me stared in shock, unsure of what to make of the wild-eyed mafia princess who had just shot herself. But I didn't care what they thought. In that moment, I knew that my mother's legacy would live on, and that I had done everything I could to protect it.

As I took my final breath I managed to spit out the words “I forgive you DangerClose, you nerd”, I couldn't help but laugh. In a world full of nerds and snakes, I had managed to go out with a bang. And I knew that no matter what happened next, my mother would always be by my side and I was now at peace.