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| Hugo: the Most Effective Force For Good We Have Seen? | Started by: Regrets on Jun 11, '24 15:20 |
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Well, what a day! We have seen an unstylish non-style icon shot in the face and left on the street. We witnessed the tragic spectacle of his son screaming into the void asking why, being told, and still demanding answers. Answer came, but Good God, did they fall on dear ears. Ears as lacking in workmanship as LilPeep was lacking in style. Comprehension as low as attendance figures at a Transistor speech. And still, H-E-R-O died, and nobody really said anything. It was a Transistor speech of a murder. But we are all the better for is happening. And then Ash- BANG. Dead. Goodbye. We purged her. We purged her because she stood for all that is uncool, and we are too cool for school. You may have killed a couple of our associates, on active service, but you've also mobilised in strength. We're still better than you, but at least you're trying.
So, I have to ask. What would I have to do to betray the finest force for good we have seen and come over to the other side?
It may well be a question of money. |
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Has anyone else noticed?
Not ONE allied pro-wacker dead today. Not one.
Makes you think... |
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| Reply by: Regrets at Jun 11, '24 15:23 | |
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"You failed to mention that your useless friend missed on the great Makima. She is still running around the streets sticking her tongue out at you while you all sit around in your 3rd grade classroom looking like the children you really are. Don't worry kiddo it will be over soon." |
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| Reply by: Luis_Patangeli at Jun 11, '24 15:25 | |
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And that is now a SECOND SPEECH that Luis_Patangeli has managed to attend. This beats the previous record of LilPeep who only managed to get to 1 speech in 307 days. He didn't have time though. We get it. |
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| Reply by: Helpful at Jun 11, '24 15:28 | |
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I hope she watches where she’s going or she’s going to trip over LilPeep’s uncool dead body |
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| Reply by: CyraxxNation at Jun 11, '24 15:30 | |
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And, yet, Luis_Patangeli, we still killed your styleless freak of a father. |
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| Reply by: Regrets at Jun 11, '24 15:43 | |
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First a bit of protection and now you're warning me so I don't trip over, you're so concerned for my safety today. These guys are nice, I don't know what all the fuss is about! |
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| Reply by: Makima at Jun 11, '24 15:45 | |
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| I would have tipped you for this response Makima but I have no money. Someone please send me $20,000 so that I may tip her. Add “money” to the list of niceties | |
| Reply by: CyraxxNation at Jun 11, '24 15:48 | |
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Blessed be to Lord Hugo, for saving us from those without style. If it’s your time to go, know this; it’s not personal. It’s your discount beige corduroys. Your Velcro strapped, black Sunday school shoes on the wrong feet. Your hotdog grease dribbled sweater-vest. It’s your large font “Hi I’m…” name badge lanyard. Your sucking the saliva from your orthodontic headgear before starting a sentence. Your briefcase carrying, bowl-cut lack of style. Henceforth known as Patangeli Imposter Style Syndrome. |
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| Reply by: Hodor at Jun 11, '24 16:02 | |
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