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| RE: Las Vegas | Started by: heyyyaaaaa on May 31, '08 15:31 |
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After much deliberation and consultation with my close advisers, I have reached the conclusion that I am setting up in Las Vegas and that it is on LOCKDOWN! Yes I have shouted that to add emphasis to the word. Yes. I'm rolling my dice, playing the wheel of fortune, going for a full house in bingo, an ace in tennis, a goal in football, a try in rugby, a touchdown in that shitty game, playing roulette with a full clip...yes you get the point. Now, firstly to those currently residing in Las Vegas : Achilles anthony_de_luca Carlitos Chaos52 Dante_Cohen darksoul58 GuidoSoderlini Ixyuri Julian_Delphiki K KJ Kracula lancearch Nero RogueWarrior Squaddie Symphony ViP Willi You have a mere 1 hour to fly out, can't fly, tough shit. Now then, I wouldn't be a very good leader if I didn't set out and propose my objectives to you ugly bunch of bastards, sorry, Mafiosi, so here it is: I propose to bring great prosperity to this land, I will speak in the streets (like I am supposed to). I will auth all my own friends, irregardless of how shit they actually are and the minimal amount they contributed before and since the auth. I will also look for petty reasons to kill those in my family. I will be sure to bear grudges and kill all those who lie to me, yes we can't have people trying to create a good life for themselves. I will try to be witty and charismatic (big tick already for me) and most of all, I will create such a two tier system, that having a small head and large tongue...just isn't going to cut it. And with these last few words I would like to thank a few people before I begin to rejuvenate Las Vegas with "every nights a piss up night." I would like to thank my mum and my dead...for having that passionate moment down the back alley behind the Burger Bar. I would like to thank all my supporters, you know who you are: Monty the hamster, Sammy the Dog and finally you guys for giving me this opportunity and also Squaddie and his spud gun. And on that clich bombshell, Cock Pushers , yes I copywrited that word from a while back and some more fancy words which are utter bollocks and make less sense then CP claiming to be making this world better, WHOHOHO similes make me smart and metaphorically speaking and potent and ambidextrous and so forth. Bye. |
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I'm sure that in the long run, directing your impotent anger toward CP in the streets will prove much more beneficial than actually taking them down. Nice one. |
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| Reply by: Templar at May 31, '08 15:37 | |
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| Ha. Good luck. Vegas is more than just "Sin City" now. | |
| Reply by: Kishla at May 31, '08 15:41 | |
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| OH my! Sin City? Why I must go there and spread around cheer, sunshine and naivety Now where did Elmo go..... | |
| Reply by: BigBird at May 31, '08 19:01 | |
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| I was going to congratulate you and wish you the best of luck, but it seems like the guy never had a shot at it anyways. He was only a Gangster and now he is retired. | |
| Reply by: Don_Corleone at May 31, '08 19:42 | |
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