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| The Survey Results Are In! Chariots of Fire | Started by: Lil_Peep on Jun 17, '24 09:51 |
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Chariots of Fire It seems like only last week Hugo, Regrets, and many others were wearing white singlets and parading the very flower of their youth as they ran along a beach, to a chorus of rousing music. Near them, the menacing yet wise Big Ape was seen to be coaching his charges in the ancient art of competitive running. Lo, the men ran on the beach, as the water lapped at them, and Big Ape urged them on. Hugo ran furthest, and fasted. Regrets, close behind.
Hugo had been determined to make his name, for against him were the forces of bigotry, disguised as tradition. And Regrets, well, for him, he just wanted to redeem himself in blood, to make sure that those that lacked style would be punished, and punished hard. Yes, those young men, their feet Chariots of Fire, ran like the wind.
The Survey Results Are In - 50 people took part! Thanks to all of them!
WHAT WAS FUNNIER @Luis_Patangeli's meltdown about his late father's murder (LilPeep, for those who have forgotten) 34 (68%)
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Larry shooting himself instead of his unsponsored Wise Guy quarry 16 (32%)
Proof, if any more was needed, that the Transistor lineage continues to bring hilarity. Whilst there's a clear majority indicating that Luis's meltdown over his father's killing (more on that later) was funnier, we think with the passage of time, as as LilPeep/Luis fade deeper into obscurity, the death of LilPeep will be like a Transistor speech: not noticed.
WHY WAS LILPEEP KILLED?
He was a virtual mute nobody 22 (44%)
He had no style 8 (16)
His involvement in purging 6 (12%)
Who are we talking about? 14 (28%)
In a shock result, it seems that most people don't believe that he was killed for having no style. Reports have come in indicating that it was a grudge bloodline killing. But our research indicates that nobody really knows who he was, or cared. Where he was known, he was disrespected. Who was he? Was he an overly emotional loser like his son? Maybe. Who cares? He's dead.
WHY DOES NOBODY ATTEND LARRY/TRANSISTOR'S SPEECHES?
They're boring - 16 (32%)
I'm too busy - 12 (48%)
Nobody likes him - 4 (8%)
He's a poor man's Kuku - 0 (0%)
Is that the guy who WB'd on Kuku? - 18 36%)
Let's not spend too much time on this idiot, except to laugh at how he thought he was a big-shot, trying to extort $80m off the Kuku lineage. Well, for that, we will continue to heap humiliation upon humiliation on his well slapped head. What a moron.
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Vittorio watched as an impersonator of a former Las Vegas crew leader made his speech in the streets regarding the surveys littered around a nearby corner. As the last few words came out of his mouth a bullet came through and struck the gangster in the back of the head. Vittorio stepped forward after the man hit the ground like a sack of potatoes. He grabbed the paper he had been reading from before the lead injection had put an end to the diatribe. "You shape the narrative when you pick the questions I suppose." He said with a chuckle after reading over the contents and then crumbling up the paper. "Even though they claimed the man lacked style, he sure was able to infiltrate and dig deep into many minds out here in the streets. I'd always been of the mindset that imitation was the best form of flattery..." He smudged his face up as he looked down at the blood pooling around the now-deceased gangster. "I'm just not so sure anymore." He stepped over the dead man and made his way down an alley before the authorities came to scoop up the remains and started asking silly questions. |
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