Okay MR, I need your help. I’ve got a airsoft event coming up, that’s based on GTA. Cars, drugs, hookers, the works.

The setting is a fictional NY, and I’m leading on of the Teams, called The Bronx Boy Cripz, but o need a character name. 
It needs to be something funny, not to offensive and very tongue in cheek. 

Any ideas? 

You could be Enforcer Jimmy. When the scout or someone spots someone, you are the guy to handle business. If there is beef between the games whether its about women or drugs. You be the problem solver. You get your business handled or you take em out. Every gang needs an enforcer!

If it were me I'd go for some of that New York italian humour we all love and impliment a nick name that has a simple but interesting back story.

Yeah, whadyawant? Me? I'm Two shanks , one to do ya and another when i get done digging your grave just because