The market's gone haywire since DangerClose bought the farm. At a time like this, we need to think of the margins.

Sal_Giaquinto: Real tough one for the redundant virtue signalling sectors. He was their entire business. Who's going to give a responseless speech about 'rispetto i omerta' now? The market is responding by moving big money into @LarryLongLegs. Brokers know he's got responseless in the bag; if boring conversation were a superpower, Larry's talking Superman into hot, bubbling goo. It's like handing Babe Ruth a corked bat.

Las Vegas: Between the deaths of PR_Rep, harison, MrSki leaving town, and - of course - the recently deceased Al-Bundy, Vegas stock is WAY up. They've run that stink through a lavender filter. I'm told Bundy was too busy sending his bodyguards to bully Earners on the Street to remember he needed a few for himself. With leadership like that, it's no wonder that town got the rub. It looks like Fluffy Tummy turned out to be a bit of a Stuffy Dummy. And with the incredibly memorable presence of Petah remaining - who could forget our man Petah? - the market says invest in Vegas futures. 

BerZerk: The Chicago Godfather's reaction to the first wave of deaths was a gleeful "3 families out already :D", a joyful indulgence of schadenfreude that may not have landed as positively following the deaths of his own RHM, LHM and Consigliere shortly after. If his GFC Ketamine shares his euphoria over the fall of their allies, you may want to hold on to your shares in this power duo - my analysts are seeing a generous posthumous bump in popularity. 

Terrorism: The market for terrorism is booming. DangerClose's famous relitigation of the classic mafia rogue into the more potent mafia terrorist has seemed to incentivize the act, with a litany of bad apples following up on the devastating annihilation of LilPeep with explosive instances of malice and hatred of their own. Can anyone stop them? Is DangerClose's fashionable rebranding to blame? Are random acts of violence the greatest gifts this community has to offer? The market says invest in acts of terrorism.

Sorry, LongLeggedLarry. NOT LarryLongLegs. Apologies to LarryLongLegs. For further corrections, please see my lawyers. 

Say, how many of today's deceased had a sense of style, SeniorVicePresident?

MARKET UPDATE

MrSki: The rogue market sector is reeling after the death of MrSki, a crewleader whose greatest legacy may be his indiscriminate murdering of every high ranking member of his family besides the one who went rogue and his pro-wacker. Risk analysts are suggesting that future rogues could see as much as a 30 to 50% hit in success estimations following the loss of their most clueless conduit. Terrorist shares remain a firm hold. 

Marston: We are expecting a massive growth in the Destro sector as a result of the grisly but fortunate and well-received death of Marston, which is great news all-around. 

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JeremyCorbyn, early splits indicate an increasing divide between the terrorists and victims, though the inevitable death of Luis_Patangeli will swing this count heavily to the unfashionable parties. Al-Bundy has for a long time been regarded as "the new Constipated" by onlooking viewers and one doesn't have to look far to see how his incredibly unfashionable influence spilled down among the various now-dead Las Vegas crewleaders and residents who now litter the streets in their long denim shorts.