lol, some good reads in here...

Nothing really stings my memory so bad to make this list. I don't really get many gifts. Maybe that's the lame addition I can make?

Saints Row 3 for PS3

but thats not so bad i hear you cry...

i have an x-box *face palm*

Actually carmine, that is bad.

You would have been better off with a pencil.

I was thinking "whats wrong with that", Carmine.. That sucks.

As Sonny said - even a pencil would be more use. I presume you can return the game though?

My dad gave me a rape whistle this year. 

OMG, Eve!!!

What did he get you last year Eve?

You can never be too careful, Eve!

Three lines of coke, beer, stoned off my ass, a sweater than was too small and not my style (I DON'T WEAR SWEATERS!), and some quality time back on the homefront with the Beloved Misus.

I was suppose to get 75 bucks but my dad went and smoked it up in crack!!!

I did NOT get my million dollars and helicopter out of here. I did however get all 5 seasons of Psych on DVD...that was however the extent of my Christmas presents as not only did I buy Seasons 1, 2 4 & 5 but my mom packaged up season 2 and my sister packaged up season 1 for me. The only one I did not buy was season 3 which my other sister gave me...oh and a cake decorating class.

Got a car battery... Which ordinarily would be good, but i also got my liscence suspended on December 25th... win?

The same gift I got for the past 5 years... soap.

Is someone trying to tell me something?

I have to say I didn't get any lame gifts, but there is one I have to tell you about. Most who know me know I'm a huge star wars geek, yeah I'm the dude from irc 6 months back saying about getting a lightsaber tattoo'd on my leg. Well an old friend of mine got me something awesome, Princess Leia's Slave outfit, okay it's a halloween costume and is just slightly tacky but I love it.

Although now I have to painstaking task of finding a woman who is willing to wear it :P