From the shadows of New Orleans I drift to the streets bringing warning of a new terror
While many of you must live with your fears of war death and jail time, there is a new threat invading your safety and dreams. Now many of you may not have heard of this scourge passing through the city of Chicago. It has claimed countless lives with it's mean glace! It's only weakness is a fatal slap with a trout. (Or a sandwich he falls for it every time!) So by now you must be shaking down to your boots! I shall describe the beast to you!
His name: Dirty Henry Jung! Seen mostly with an overstuffed Burger, a midget, and a deranged bald man that think he runs a city(This whole band is deranged) Please be advised if you see this man or any of his "friends" call the proper authorities at once. (The mental asylum) and under no circumstance should you even begin to approach them. If seen, run like hell!
This has been a public service announcement brought to you by Nightmare Inc. A division of The Jesters Of Comedy Radio Show (A WMOB productions)
Drifting away I look around for the elusive Jung crew, noticing it is still safe I look around for anyone with questions. |
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Hey! I have a question!
Where exactly did you get all this information? Is it potentially true? |
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This information is confidential! I heard it from the grapevine and other means of that sort |
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he's lying, he has a very vivid imagination. |
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The last thing I need is someone spreading vicious rumors in Chicago. That's my job. |
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Mr_47 please there is plenty room for in Chicago for all of us! |
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The Marmosets found this slightly amusing. |
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Dirty Henry Jung eats spam and pineapple. If that's not crazy, I don't know what is. |
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Overstuffed :( ? I thought I looked good in my bun. *Starts plotting a more devious plan* |
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I'm a sucker for a sandwich. I really can't argue with anything said in this thread. |
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Nightmare, what a sucker... always sayin' stuff about people. Don't have anything else to do?
Jeezsh... |
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I think this is as good of time as any to remind people to be sure to slap your Jung whenever possible. Some things hold true for the ages. |
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Henry Jung once tried to touch me in a bad way.
True story. |
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I'm not even the same Jung, my predecessor was so dirty. He did bad, bad things. You all loved it when he did them to you though, admit it. |
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Only once Major_Tom? Consider yourself lucky! He tries to inappropriately touch most people he knows 5-6 times a day. |
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I slap my jung everyday! I mean no I havent seen that man and if I have Id prolly give him $1 to stay away. I have enough weird friends... |
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