An attractive woman with what looks like wings steps up on a small wall and looks like she wants to say something, making everyone gravitate toward her. She starts to speak in her cool, calming voice
We are gangsters.
We all understand and accept this fact, flying around buying and selling drugs, robbing 7/11s and shooting lazy people. However, this seems to be all our lives have become. So many people lately are just hanging around the cities doing nothing waiting for the heat to be off them until they can do another 7/11 or kill another person.
I realize that this is our life as gangsters, but also, as gangsters, do we not have the freedom to play as much as we want? Hit up all the strip clubs, dance halls, bars, and hotels as we want? I think so. I think in our free time in this United States of America, we should continue to live a life of sin and illegality as we walk these streets.
Instead of just killing time, sitting on your butts, go ahead, visit your local bar, hotel, or place of pleasure. Look in that business district and see what's there. Find a place in every city you can visit every time you're there, and help it flourish.
So in conclusion, go be sinners, just in a more fun way! That way this world won't be so boring to you, and it will mean more than a place to just bust down 7/11s and shoot the random person.
Gets off the wall and walks into the nearest bar, where she buys everyone a round of drinks with her hard-earned 7/11 money |
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alright, i guess that means i can find more hussies to make zooma zoom zoom with. It also means that everyone of us should strive to take that old woman's purse one more time before we go to sleep. |
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Screw the purse, I rob the 7/11s ya barstards! They got ALCOHOL! |
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You in New York for business?? why not stop at the Gentlemans Club?
Winks... |
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Never too serious around here. How could we be, it's all so chilled.
Always relaxed, like a barrow. |
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I'mma a hustla baby. I don't ever spend my money on the bars. I make my money off the bars.
*laughs*
Naw tbh. I would love to go to a bar or to a strip joint. I just don't have the time. Not only do I have to do petties and felonies, JBing and wacking, I also have matters in my crew I have to deal with, that keep me pretty busy as of late. When I do get a little time, I do like to wonder the streets, just make a name for myself. |
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Killer_Jane, I understand what you mean. However, some people don't agree with you. Otherwise you might still be alive. Just a little hint:
Addressing the community as a whole and saying something's wrong. (Bad Idea). |
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I agree.
Kishla is a fucktard.
Oh wait... this is not what we are talking about. Nevermind. :x |
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Who needs to be serious when we have hookers and alcohol? Honestly... |
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I make frequent stops to local businesses. I suggest others do the same. |
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The Marmosets love this idea. |
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Last time I relaxed I created a monstrosity. I called it "mini-me", but the woman who had the kid said that wasn't a legitimate name.
Stupid slut. |
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A young man walks up and hands Kishla a cluecumber. |
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Cluecumber isn't a word so that counts 9, too short, you're out. |
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Well if we are being picky.
Cluecumber and 9 are not words either meaning that you also are out. |
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I'm already out we established that before. |
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