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| A.s.s.w.i.p.e. | Started by: Simple on Jun 04, '08 21:23 |
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You walk into the local pub to grab your usual pint of ale. The bar is unusually quiet. When you sit down, you see the bartender is a bit worn out. "Hey, George, what seems to be bothering you?" "This guy's been going around town, posting flyers all over the place. I had to take them all down." "What is the flyer about?" "I don't know. Some kind of poker tournament. The flyers might still be in the garbage out back." You rush out of the bar through the rear exit, pushing the maintenance guy out of the way, and dig through the garbage. You find a shit ton of flyers buried underneath old pretzels and beer bottles. You pull one out and read it: Welcome one and all. Are you bored out of your skull? Do you have tons of cash to the point where your wallet is busting at the seams and the bank won't let you launder any more money? Have I got the solution for you: A Simple poker tournament. We'll call it A Super Simple Wacky Inter-National Poker Exhibition. ASSWIPE. If you're interesting in joining ASSWIPE, please contact Simple for details. And prepare for the best time you've ever had sitting at a table with 8 other people. |
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Hollywood is walking around the town and sees all the flyers in the trash. He starts taking the flyers out of the trash and posting them around town again. Damn bastards taking down our flyers. He continues down the street posting the flyers on random light poles etc. He sees a random stranger walking infront of him. HEY!!! He runs up to the guy. Here take this. It'll be fun. As he is posting the flyers he adds "Or contact HollywoodUndead for more details, because he is cooler than Simple. Take that! :) |
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| Reply by: HollywoodUndead at Jun 04, '08 21:59 | |
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| The great pause loves poker. Good to see a tournament about. | |
| Reply by: ----- at Jun 05, '08 11:42 | |
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Come on, now people. We have a few interested, but without your help, it is not possible! looks around for something to use... Simple finds a lost little child If you do not join this poker tournament, then this child will not be able to eat. He will starve... TO DEATH. The child looks up in confusion. He pulls out a couple bucks from his pocket "But sir, I have money. I can eat." Shut up kid, you're ruining this for me. Simple snatches the little kid's money Please help this poor child get an education, and live forth onto a better life! |
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| Reply by: Simple at Jun 06, '08 17:18 | |
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