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| The McCock Menace | Started by: Nightmare on Jun 05, '08 22:15 |
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A new horror to haunt your dreams. The McCock is a small woodland animal that takes pleasure in severing up his "McCock Special" which is very unrewarding. This creature is only really a threat to the females of theses parts but be aware it does sometimes head towards the men. If you encounter this beast please be aware it can spit white poison from 15 feet with accuracy which can lead to much unpleasantness (Such as death, or babies). Please help the community by reporting any sightings of the McCock to the proper authorities (The Garbage collector will do). Thanks for your time and remeber. Beware, be aware, be safe, and keep your kids away from the McCock! Gets his McCock net and goes out McCockhunting. |
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As Cassidy strolls down the sidewalk he cathces a glimpse of a creature in the woods. He heads towards the woods and starts chasing after it, he gets closer and closer. All of the sudden the creature turns around. Cassidy's eyes widen and he screams Holy shit its The McCock Menace, Cassidy knowing not to panic tries to find the closest thing to him all he could find is a guide which read "Protect yourself" he opens the guide and on the first page it had a sample picture of a condom going over a penis. He quickcly gets the trojan out of his pocket and slides it on to The McCock Menace. and runs away. |
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| Reply by: Cassidy at Jun 05, '08 22:38 | |
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Excuse me, do not defile the name McCock with your rants. We McCocks keep our secret recipe for McCock Sandwhichs a secret, so do not try to black mail me into releasing it. Woodland creature, my rear! |
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| Reply by: Trevers_McCock at Jun 06, '08 11:04 | |
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