Larry Slips Up - Again...

Can this moron do anything right?  No, he can't.  He's fucking useless.

Despite literally the entirety of this society laughing at him, he just keeps on keeping on.  The late JeremyCorbyn saw to it that laughing at Larry was the main, indeed only, laughing that was going on on the Streets.

But Jeremy had ambitions beyond simply mocking the witless Larry.  It was not enough to constantly remind everyone in our society that Larry missed on a much less senior target, or that literally nobody interacted with Larry on the Streets, or, indeed, that Larry thinks there is anything wrong with being purged by a group of people, and having his idiot son then work for said people.

KNOCK KNOCK - LARRY?  SON, ARE YOU OK?

Anyway, back to JeremyCorbyn.  Friends of JC's from Larry's crew identified his closest friend, top earner, and longest serving member as Himiko.  So, naturally enough, JC shot and killed him.

That's right, Larry - he shot and killed him.  He didn't walk up to him at point blank range and then shoot himself like you did, you half witted dunce of a man.

And then, as is being ritually humiliated for weeks and losing your top earner wasn't enough...

LARRY COMES OUT AND ASKS FOR A "WITNESS SLIP"

A fucking witness slip?

Words fail me.  A slip?

Larry, your slipping on litres of urine from everyone in this society repeatedly pissing themselves laughing at how much of a fucking idiot you are.

Salut.

LongLeggedLarry I had no idea that the president of your fan club was already a filled position. I guess I'll have to run for VP. 

Vittorio - that... that's as funny as your boss is popular.

So you're defending using the word "slip" in this context?  Are you insane?

I'll use my time traveling knowledge to bring us a quote on what people really think on this matter:

"Oh, brother, THIS GUY STINKS!"

You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming, which may or may not include criminaling. The criminals must keep criminaling or all criminals who want to stay criminaling will no longer be able to criminal......ing.

PlagueDoctor - Larry is dumb, but his personal hygiene hadn't been an issue as far as I know?

Look what happened... You messed around with the frog and you got jumped on...

As many times as he has stated about being a champion jumper, why couldn't you just take his word as good.

I don't know the past drama that you are speaking about in here. But I do know that slinging insults at crew leaders or players ranked far above you usually doesn't end well. Frankly it usually ends you in a coffin. 

Try to play nice in the future!