“Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the first Mafia Returns Olympiad, have we got a hell of a week in store for you guys at home. These Games will pit the best of the best Mafiosa against each other in a battle of crimes, cunning, and most definitely murder”

Rapturous applause from the crowd in Delaware, who all here to have their first glimpse of the Flag Bearers from each city.

”And here comes the delegate from New York, A rising star within the underworld, Jimmy Ligambi, the nephew of the famous, And downright Debonair, Joe Ligambi”

More rapturous applause. 
 

“Wait, is that music? Is Jimmy going to sing?”

Start spreadin' the news
I'm arrivin' today
I want to be a part of it
Mafia Olympiad, Mafia Olympiad

“oh god, he is singing”
 

These expensive suede shoes
Are longing to win
Right through the very heart of it

OLYMPIAD OLYMPIAD

I want to wake up
In a city that doesn't sleep
And find I'm king of the hill
Top of the heap

”I really don’t know how much more of this we can take in the studio folks, he’s absolutely murdering this classic, he MUST be stopped”

These Mobster blues
Are melting away
We’ll win every event in it
The Olympiad 

“here come the stewards, thank heavens for that. Wait, they aren’t stewards, they all have trench coats with large, oddly shaped bulges in them”
 

If I can win it there
I'll win it
Anywhere
It's up to US
New York, New York

“just as I thought, they are guns, a few have them have drawn. Yep they are going to shoot”

New York, New York
I want to be a winner in a city
That never sleeps

BANG

“RIGHT IN THE FUCKING HEAD!!! sorry folks at home for my vulgar language just then, got a bit carried away in all the excitement, I wonder who our next delegate city will be?