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Mafioso Tradizione
Issue 4
Jan 01, 2012
LUCKY MAN BUYS 55 MILLION DOLLAR TICKET!
by Monte
Each week members of our community flock to the stores and buy themselves a load of tickets for the Lottery in hopes of winning instant millions . One ticket is drawn to make someone a happy mafioso, money to be used to help that CL take notice or maybe grab yourself a body guard or two.
As many crowded IRC Avenue waiting to see if they held the lucky ticket it was only one member of the society who needed be there for he held the single ticket that would make him an instant millionaire, that lucky mafioso was New York's very own BigBlackMan!!
Mr. BBM jumped up and down like a little school girl in a candy store! Watching him run from the back of the crowd pushing and shoving his way up to his 55 million dollar check was comedy but who can blame him? 55 million buys a lot of sweet rolls these days!!
The beautiful thing about the lottery is the fact the more people buy tickets, the larger the pot will be, so get out there and buy your tickets!!
GANGLAND MASSARCE HITS NORTHPOLE ELVES
by Africanus
Unless you’ve been in a coma or living under a rock - you’ve likely tripped over the body of at least one poor dead cold elf. Officials are confident the violence is attributed to elements of organized crime, and have condemned the murders as heinous and racist. Detective Shelby Woo issued a statement; “Informants within certain underworld circles have revealed that Santa Claus sanctioned the execution of his elven employees. Old St. Nick isn’t the jolly fella we all thought he was and apparently brokered the contracts and murder-for-hire with underworld kingpins after a union dispute with his elves.” Santa has since fled to the North Pole by means of flying reindeer-drawn sled.
GODFATHER GRANDPAPPY
by Africanus
Christmas Day is a special time for family and friends. The day marks the celebration of Jesus Christ’ virgin birth and even for those who don’t practice Christianity it’s often a day of family-centric tradition and festivity. JesseJames, Chicago Godfather just happens to be born on this particular day as well. For those curious of James origins we suspect that he wasn’t born in a manger. Revelers and fans took the streets and offered the elder godfather well-wishes and warm comedy, congratulating the elder godfather on his yearlong crime spree. On behalf of the Tradizione – congratulations!
CREWLEADER SPOTLIGHT
Editorial author, Las Vegas crew leader and mafia heart throb - Cassiopeia everybody!
Monte: I am sitting across from the sexy Cassiopeia. Firstly I have to ask single? Taken? Need a cabana boy? I give good massages!?
*Cassiopeia laughs*
Cassiopeia: Oh Monte, you are a delight to sit with but to answer your question, I am married to my work! It's a tough world that we live in and some men just can't handle the awesomeness that is me. But the job, well it accepts me for all my faults and believe me I have many
M: Taking on LV as a leading lady, what thoughts do you have of this troublesome city?
C: You know, there has been a lot of turmoil in this city. This actually isn't my first visit to Vegas during this "experiment" the GFC created. I came over with one of the very first leaders and he was killed within hours of setting up. Very sad, he would have been a tremendous asset to the city.
My hope for the future of Vegas is for people to stop considering it a city that they can just breeze into with the thought of taking everyone out and taking over
The three of us that are set up here so far have the same ideas for the city, the same vision and I am very proud and honored to be working with them.
M: When do you think the experiment should end?
C: Should? I'm not sure; part of me likes the idea of the free enterprise, only because it gives those that might not have the opportunity elsewhere, to experience leading a crew. But the rational part of me has seen what it has created in people. Instead of developing the opportunity, they have selfishly cultivated it into nothing more than a game of anything you can do I can do better. Hopefully a GF can rise up soon and begin to set up the city as it should be though, thus ending the experiment.
M: How does it feel being a woman in this thing of ours?
C: It's not without its challenges. I believe, as you find anywhere, that there are some men who don't feel a woman can do the same job as they do, with the same effectiveness. But I believe there have been enough women in our history that have done the same job and have done it better. I enjoy having the opportunity to work in this thing of ours and to be accepted, as a woman leader amongst my peers. I have made many friends who have offered me much support and that helps a lot.
M: That’s hawt woman with confidence and such just... mmm yum...
C: Haha, I'm glad you approve ;)
M: So what happens on date night? I mean, you lead a family, do you lead during dancing?
C: Such a one track mind... I don't mind being lead around the dance floor, it's nice to take a break once in a while ;)
M: So how does one get to get closer to the Leading lady
C: Well, it depends on how close we're talking. Ramone, that's my bodyguard, he's pretty protective. But seriously, I'm very approachable. I love meeting new people, making friends. My door is always open.
M: Hmmm, I would want to be a bit closer than a guard, but enough of my advances! Tell me about your family * Monte whispers “This is where you plug your family”
C: They are awesome!! I have really been blessed with the people that have wanted to be a part of my team so far. They impress me on a daily basis. Plus they like to have fun, that's a big one for me! That and they don't seem to mind the 100's of mails I bombard them with pretty much on a daily basis.
M: Can you add me to your mail list :P Ok ok I’ll stop.. For now
Member Whoring, it hit the streets hard last few days; you’re a new family how do you feel/deal with this issue to add to your ranks
C: Actually, most of the members that have joined me approached me so far, which was very nice indeed. But as far as member whoring, this is a subject that I can get passionate about it. Do I condone member whoring? Not one single bit. Do I think the definition of member whoring has become skewed and put into a context that it isn't? Absolutely
M: So what do you feel are the limits to "whoring"?
C: I think people are taking the whole issue a bit too far. Me, offering you, a seemingly new member to the community, a bit of help is not whoring you in my eyes. Most of the time when I first approach someone, it is genuinely to offer some help. If I can get them into my family, great, if not and there is another family out there more suitable for them, great as well Whoring, in my eyes, is someone sending out an invitation to their family without even speaking to the person they are offering it to. Whoring, in my eyes, is speaking with someone for the very first time and saying... "Hey, you need a family, join mine!"
M: What about those members taking mails to the streets?
C: Ooooohhhh for me, sharing private mails with the public is a big no no. If those mails were meant to be public, then we'd all be standing in the streets shouting at each other instead of taking the time to be personal and speak privately with each other
M: What do you look for in a recruit, family member, and lover?
C: You know, I look for a lot of things in a recruit. I look for initiative, honesty, loyalty. I look for a sense of humor. I look for someone that is respectful. I want someone that is going to be as committed to me as I am to them. At the end of the day, I am nothing without these people and I am willing to die for them. They deserve that at the very least from me. I would hope that they would feel the same for me.
M: Any last words before we head to the bedroom...?
C: Only that I heard the kitchen is more fun ;) Seriously, thank you for this opportunity; it's been a pleasure to talk with you today. Well any day we talk is a pleasure
M: You rock my socks, Glad to see that Sexy bold suit you wear well and I am excited to see what the future holds for you and LV!! Thank you for your time Sexy Cassiopeia!
C: My pleasure Monte :)
M: Even the way you say my name sends chills down my spine, yummeh!
RIGHT HAND MAN SPOTLIGHT
New Orlean’s native, Trusted Right Hand Man, Stan_Smithjr
Africanus: Thank you for joining me Mr. Stan Smith Junior. My first question for you is: How does The Civilian enjoy his coffee?
Stan_Smithjr: Thank you Africanus. Well after failing to make Civ’s coffee the way he likes it. He hired Loki to do that job instead of me.
A: On a serious note, how long have you held the position of RIGHT HAND MAN?
S: I became Right Hand to Cadoras just after Civilian got his own family. Though as we know, he had to step down from his responsibility as a crew leader. That was about the time of the Detroit take down, I had only held the position a day or so
A: How would you describe your ascent to RIGHT HAND MAN?
S: My father Stan The Man Smith was LHM to Cadoras and was killed serving Cadoras in the over throw of Roman and Premier. Cadoras offered me my father’s old position as his Left hand, a position that I couldn’t refuse. During that time The Civilian started putting time into training for my eventual rise to RHM as he was getting his own Family, The ascent has been very rapid so to speak.
A: What would you say are some of the perks of being a RIGHT HAND MAN?
S: Well where would I start? Apart from being able to access Civ’s personal logs and compile my own blackmail list, I really enjoy the position. I have conversed with many great people from other families and gotten to see how things work from inside the inner sanctum. Something I never thought possible when I first started my journey on these shores.
A: What are some of the challenges you’ve face along the way?
S: Challenges well as a LHM i had my biggest Challenge that was waking up after a hard night of partying and wandering out into the streets to find Godfather Kimble dead. I was the only leader from Cadoras’ crew around at the time my first thought was to rally our people while trying to find out what the hell was going on, If anybody knows me the safety of our people is my number one priority. Also when Cadoras stepped down, trying to get our members safely to their homes as quickly as possible.
Those are the two that spring to mind.
A: Do you have any aspirations for being the BOSS of your own family someday?
S: Boss of my own family well really I haven’t given it much thought, but just before Corbin got authed there was a rumor that I was getting authed. I thought it funny and then it became something I started to think about, I would say maybe someday I might give it some thought but as of now I like it where I am sitting by my crew leader and great friend Civ’s Right Hand, he also has some great cigars stashed in his desk drawer of which i have the key
DEAR CASSI
Dear Dear Cassi Readers,
I was really looking forward to providing you with a wonderful, humorous section this week, filled with many letters for your pure enjoyment. Unfortunately... I did not receive one single letter in my mailbox from you, my amazing readers. Which surprised me, given some of the feedback I received, publicly and privately. So I went back and forth this whole week... Do I forge some letters in order to keep my readers entertained and coming back for more, then beg them to please, please send in your own letters at the end of the section? Or do I write them a letter, letting them know that if they enjoy this piece, that I need their participation. So I decided on the latter. I do enjoy doing this article, but it will be even more fun if you, my wonderful readers are participating with me! So please, please!!! Send me your letters!!! They can be serious, funny, off the wall ridiculous!!! I don't care! And all personal names will of course be kept out, only the name you use as your sincerely will be used. I do hope to hear from you this week.
Sincerely,
Lady in Waiting
NOSTALGIA TODAY
Source: Mafia Gazette Issue 1 - Oct 2, 2002
Courtesy: Jaundies Gazette Archive
WEDDING BELLS FOR THE CORLEONES
At just after 6pm last night Mr Nick_Corleone publicly proposed to his sweetheart. The street was full of people eager to hear what his sweetheart, Miss Carmen_Corleone (no relation) would reply. The blushing bride-to-be kept everyone in suspense for over an hour and a half, until she finally accepted the proposal. Well wishers have been adding their congratulations to those of family and friends, and the happy couple have extended an open invitation to all who know them to join them for the wedding. The details of exactly where the wedding will take place remains a secret, although some sources claim that it will be held in the Chapple of St Elvis in Las Vegas. It is known however, that the wedding will be taking place at 7pm (Mafia time) on the 13th of October this year.As yet we have no details of the brides attendants, or any idea of what the bride will be wearing. As soon as any of this is known, we will keep you, our readers, informed.Mr Santino_ is attending as best man, and Mr CodeRed and Mr Leon_The_Pest_Pesci will also be in attendance as bodyguards/ushers.We at the Gazzette extend our warmest congratulations to the happy couple, and would like to wish them all the best for the future.
BUSINESS SPOT LIGHT
by Monte
New York:
Monet's Restaurant and Cheesecake Shoppe
Opened: 7/22
Offering: Beer,Wine, Appetizers, Main Dishes and of course, Cheesecake.
I had the pleasure of enjoying a cold Blue Moon,Parma and Asparagus, and Chocolate and Caramel! The meal was simply to die for and the service had me feeling as if I was back in Italy!To say I will be back is an understatement, on my regular trips to New York I will be coming here straight from the airport!
The establishment was founded 7/22 by Monet, an older gentleman with a surprisingly long grey beard. Dressed in a suit I must admit was off a better rack than my own! The restaurant is beyond cozy, as busy as it is you don't get the overwhelmed feeling of too many people nor do you have to speak too loudly as everyone seems to be chatting in a nice whisper. I highly recommend this establishment to anyone looking for that one on one business meeting, or just a nice quite evening out with the wife.
RUMOR HAS IT
by Xenos
Well well well my dear readers, it seems that a woman has finally decided to participate in the mess we call Las Vegas. Rumor has it that Cassiopeia was only allowed to set up on the premise that she perform sexual favors for all the other leaders, including a few Godfather Council members. Although isn't that pretty much a requirement of all CL's these days?
JesseJames has reached one year. Bravo to you JesseJames, that is quite a feat in this world. Especially for you! And it seems you have managed to change your name from Jesse "I heart wackback" James to Jesse "Success! Dat bum's swimmin with da fishes" James! Rumor has it that you have only avoided wackback thus far because you don't actually shoot at anything.
Rumor has it that in response to Hitch's request for a Christmas ceasefire; TylerDurden went so far as to recruit poor innocent little elves from the North Pole to create a ginormous army to invade the 8 cities. I believe this just goes to show the pure genius that is TylerDurden and that we should all be just a little worried that one day Tyler and his men just might emerge the victors.
Protection orders galore!! Wars, turmoils and death by the Gods. When will it ever end?! It seems that is the very question on Sprozz's lips. Rumor has it that he is in the works to start up a petition to end all public speakings of protection orders. Good luck in your efforts Sprozz! Power to the people! Death to those left behind! Screw peace, opportunity and protection!
It seems like member whoring has become quite the topic the past few days. What is whoring? Who is whoring?? WHERE ARE THESE WHORES?!?! From the looks of it, Michael_Trapani is seriously against the idea of whoring and likes to point out those that practice it. But rumor has it THAT HE WAS ASKING FOR IT!!!!!! Maybe he should think twice before walking down the street that way next time!!!!
NEW YEAR HOROSCOPES
Aries
If the past few years haven't been all that great, Aries, take heart. On New Year's Eve, the Moon conjoins Uranus, planet of luck, in your sign. Both these planets connect with Venus, planet of love and money.
Don't waste any time wondering what you’re lucky breaks might be. With Uranus, you can expect the unexpected, maybe a 1% shot perhaps? Whatever comes your way will be something that will bring hope, happiness, good fortune - and relief!
Your luck won't fizzle out as the year crawls forward, either. By midsummer, Venus will be conjunct Jupiter, so both your finances and your love life will still be going strong.
The only real difficulty that you might find frustrating is the position of Saturn, planet of obstacles and delays, in Libra opposing your sign. Don't be too disappointed if your good fortune doesn't happen right away. The karmic lesson of Saturn is patience, and that's just what Aries needs to learn the most.
Taurus
Are you hoping for a better year than previous ones, Taurus? This year, chances are you'll finally get your wish. On New Year's Day, Jupiter, planet of joy and happiness, will be in your sign, and will remain there for six months.
Jupiter usually foretells good fortune, and this could involve love, money, health, and many good friends - new and old. Taurus is a good-natured sign, and enjoys the company of friends, but this year, you'll have more to celebrate than is usual!
If part of your good fortune involves money, be careful not to spend it all in one place, avoid the casinos! Open an savings account or hire a Corrupt Agent! Check out the stock market, but don't simply assume that money is your only gift from Jupiter.
You could run into a dear friend, you could decide to go on a trip, or you could start taking lessons of some kind. All of these have potential to lead to amazing developments. By the end of the year, you'll have more confidence, be more content with your life, and could be making ambitious plans for the future.
Gemini
If any sign has sufficient ingenuity to get through hard times without any major suffering, it's Gemini. Gemini has quick eyes and a quick mind, even quicker gun and its natives are among the cleverest of the Zodiac. Whatever challenges come your way, you usually find a quick and easy solution so that you can get back to your projects.
Routine is pretty much foreign to Geminis. They like to seek out the unusual, bizarre, and unexpected and they'll certainly see a lot of it!
Gemini thrives on change, and seeks out unique experiences. As a Gemini, you don't mind taking chances that would freak out other signs. Some Geminis drive others crazy. They're adamant about a certain idea one day, and the next day they're already bored to tears. This year, however, most Geminis will thrive on all the changes going on. Boredom may go the way of the Durden’s - especially if a Gemini happens to be your best friend, and friends watch-out - your Gemini might end up in the obits for going rogue.
Cancer
Have you been freaking out over the world economy, or even the credit market place? If you have a family, you may find you're especially worried because your situation may go up and down this year. One day you seem to be doing well, and the next day your drug runs are a crap shoot.
Cancers, however, have a way of blowing things all out of proportion, and so what you think is a major disaster may only require a small effort to set straight. So, don't leap to negative conclusions.
The New Moon in Cancer falls on July 19, so if there are going to be any major upheavals in your life - moving, starting a new job, or establishing a new commitment, setting a big personal goal - this is the right time period to do it.
You'll be a lot happier this year. No matter how bad things have been, this year will be different. Go with the flow and make the most of the transition. Enjoy the good times, and keep in mind that the bad times won't really be that bad. Things work out for the best when all is said and done.
Leo
This year should be a banner year for you, Leo. On January 1, the Moon conjunct Uranus in Aries and Mercury will be in Sagittarius. This forms a Grand Fire Trine in your chart, so you have an advantage that other signs don't have.
You're feeling inspired, doing your best to reach your most cherished goals, and planning a future that will bring good fortune your way. You can do it if you stick by your guns. Avoid the casinos and save up your big bucks for that new 50 man HQ!
August 17 marks the New Moon in Leo, and you're probably making ambitious plans for the rest of the year. Be careful, however. Mars is conjunct Saturn on the same day, which could mean obstacles and delays. Even if you have to go slowly, whatever you're hoping for is apt to succeed. It might take longer to come to fruition, but remember the old adage: better late than never!
Virgo
You, Virgo, can expect your bank account to grow this year! At the start of the year, Jupiter, planet of abundance, will be in Taurus, the sign of money, connecting with Mars, planet of action, in your sign of work. And finally, the Sun and Pluto, planet of wealth, are both in Capricorn, the sign ruling business - forming a Grand Earth Trine. Since you're a clever and conscientious worker, you're apt to complete some important projects - and move on to even better ones.
On September 6, there will be another Grand Earth trine, and September 16 brings a New Moon in your sign. Whether or not you're satisfied with your present situation, your circumstances are going to get better. This is partly because the economy is starting to recover, and also because your planets are creating better prospects for you. Whatever you've been hoping for, you'll be able to create it - and perhaps even more.
Libra
Libra is the sign of balance, and natives of this sign have a reputation for being exceedingly fair with everyone. They have impeccable manners, and they have excellent, refine taste. This year, however, Saturn - planet of obstacles and delays - will be passing through your sign, and the frustration you may have to experience could drive you to the obituaries. This is perhaps a necessary challenge. Sometimes it strengthens your resolve to go through some hard times.
Libra thrives on social occasions, and they are polite and charming with just about everyone. Yet when things don't go quite the way they want, it may take every ounce of effort to keep up their good spirits. Libra has the ability to understand highly charged emotional situations and find a way to be fair to everyone involved. For this reason, Libras often make poor consiglieres, but excel as street ranters and coffee-shop rats. Anything involving balance is ruled by this sign - including moderation and objectivity.
Scorpio
If you're one of the lucky ones who bought lottery tickets or invested in a Bar District Business, Scorpio, you could already be ahead, recession or no recession. While too many of your friends and family members are frantically counting their pennies, your present lifestyle is only slightly less than it once was.
Still, there are other matters that need to be dealt with. Perhaps your petties are failing, Felonies are nonexistent and jail breaking is a dream. For this, you're going to need help.
The New Moon in Scorpio falls on November 13, so you can expect some interesting new developments around this time. You could move to a new house, start a new job, or, if you're single, start a new love relationship.
Deep down inside, you're concocting new possibilities, such as starting your own business or selling an innovative concept to an entrepreneur. Changes can be good for you - even if they don't work out as originally planned.
Sagittarius
As always, Sag, your curiosity is boundless. And you're probably wondering what is going to happen to you throughout the year. Well, for one thing, you may do a lot of travelling. You like to go on adventures, especially to places where you have never been - yet! (Graveyard.php anyone) There is a possibility that you'll do a lot of travelling for your crew leader - and this should suit you just fine! If you have a family, however, you might want to curtail your business trips. Your boss should understand, or will he?
There is also a chance that you might return to school of hardknocks, perhaps to increase your knowledge in some area you've wanted to learn more about. This might involve your current job, or it could be that you've discovered a fascination with a new field and you'll want to learn as much as possible about it.
There is no doubt that you'll do well in this new field - but within a certain amount of time, you'll discover something else. You thrive on learning no matter what the subject. Let your intellectual interests guide you this year.
Capricorn
Capricorn is perhaps the most practical of signs, which is why so many of them become crew leaders. They have a good head for practical matters, and an innate knowledge of how society works. Capricorns tend to be practical, and unlike Sagittarius and Pisces, they go for a position in an in-demand, competitive field rather than a more intellectual or artistic professional venture.
It's all about the bottom line, and this year is definitely no exception for this rule. Over the past few years, a lot of Capricorns may have been forced to remain in a lower-level position than what is suitable. However, the recession is finally letting up, and if you continue to use your business-related skills the way you always have, you may finally get the promotion you always wanted.
As is often the case, it won't be easy, but bosses, caporegimes, and friends alike know your strengths and you are smart enough to make the most of them. Even though it's been rough, you'll make it happen this year. Keep climbing!
Aquarius
Aquarius rules altruism, and this is what you are known for most often. Aquarius is also associated with the sciences, most often with chemistry, physics, and astronomy - and most are good with mathematics. Whether it be making drugs in the basement or running the numbers!
Aquarians love being out with their friends and working on creative projects. Might be time to get your friends together and work a little harder getting those organised crimes accomplished!
Like Libra natives, Aquarians are polite, intelligent, and sociable. Both these signs tend to weigh things in the balance when people are having their differences. Honesty and truth are important to Aquarians, though if Mars is prominent, they can be a bit too honest, and end up hurting someone's feelings. Use a softer touch and hollow points to avoid conflict.
Aquarians are friendly and loyal, and make good friends, even though they do tend to be very independent. And no matter how much Aquarians may like and respect others, when they're working, let them focus on their task!
Pisces
Etheric Neptune is the ruler of Pisces, and this year Neptune will be passing through your sign. Therefore, the spiritual strength and inclinations typical of Pisces will be significantly more visible.
Your interests and pursuits in the arts will also benefit from this energy - perhaps you can use your artistic mind to help fill the streets with new and original thoughts and see to it that every city forgets their differences and begins to work together for a greater good. You, as a Pisces, will find more direction in life than you ever did before. The symbol for Pisces is one fish swimming upstream and the other swimming downstream. Many astrologers have interpreted this symbol as a metaphor for indecisiveness. This may change this year.
Many Pisceans will find themselves focusing on one concept or goal - and thus will make more of a difference than many Pisceans could fathom. You will still see the sides of every issue - but a new found strength of will could make a major difference in the eight cities.
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