LongLeggedLarry - A Eulogy

Today, Larry will die.  Possibly tomorrow.  Despite his rogue action accounting for some big names, he will not be remembered for his gunmanship.  He will be remembered for the speeches he gave that nobody listened to.  He will be remembered for the $80m he will never get.

He will be remembered for shooting himself as he attempted to murder a Kuku.

Larry, son, you're a loser.  LongLeggedLarryLOSER.

We all remember TheBeast.  Another moron who is known only for not being paid $80m and being made to look like a fool on the Streets.

Your father was purged.  You deserve some respect for taking some initiative.

Why don't you give a speech explaining your antics?  Some may attend.

Goodnight, son.

Larry should have given a speech.

All this planning, all this scheming, and no time to prepare a public declaration?

This is why men like him fail. They don't go all the way. They don't commit. They don't have it in them. 

If he chased this glory as hard as he did Kuku's 80 million dollars, we wouldn't be standing here listening to his living eulogy.

Instead, we are probably going to get some irrelevant mumbo jumbo delivered by a next of kin about 'why my father did what he did'. Who cares. Remember when is the lowest form of conversation. 

Isn't that the truth, Mulder?  Why shoot a man if you don't tell everyone why you did it?

Moonglo is dead because his CL is a dick.

Larry, or his kin, don't have to tell you jack shit. The idea that anyone expects otherwise is a fucking joke. Larry wasn’t the first to keep his mouth shut, and he damn sure won’t be the last. Hell, some of those who ended up six feet under were from families that never even bothered explaining their hits.

The people who need to know? They’re already in the loop. The rest? Well, they weren’t worth the effort of filling in.

Spoken like a true dead stooge, @MsTicklesworth