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| The Fog of War & Ben Russo | Started by: RonnieVanZant on Aug 16, '24 15:12 |
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The Fog of War & Ben Russo "Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million dollar equipment, back here I can't even hold a job *parking cars*!"
It's a funny thing, war. We are expected to kill our fellow men, sometimes women, but mostly men. Up close, with pistols. I've killed dozens since this war began. Ranked people, bodyguards. I even tried to kill people allied to me, but luckily, not one single allied-pro-wacker has died today.
Sometimes, I gets a taste for killing. Today was one of those days. I had to endure being on the same side as Caveman, a despicable scumbag who should literally be put in a bin, then deposited in landfill, and left there under an old fridge. Him? A comrade of mine? NEVER. No way, compadre. I'm a man of honour, and I've met more honourable disposable pens than that freak.
I had to kill good men, like Moonglo. I was told to do it, so I did it. That's what we are, we are soldiers.
I watched OliverQueen get killed, and allowed myself a quick laugh. Queen is a man who doesn't hide his deep-seated hatred of me. Then I noticed his son, it was in the fog of war, and I didn't think he was with anyone, yet. So I offered him a duel. He ignored it, and then got a tattoo insulting me.
I didn't mean to upset Ben Russo. So I want to apologise to him, and just let him know that it was the fog of war that led to me offering to duel him, an offer he refused, but got tattooed onto his person.
If there's a lesson to be learned here, it's this. Just celebrate the hilarious death of Larry, and leave Ben Russo alone.
I'm sorry, Ben.
PS - who killed Jono?
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$80m or so reward for a verified W/S of who killed Jono |
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| Reply by: RonnieVanZant at Aug 17, '24 14:48 | |
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The apology to Ben Russo has been retracted. He's a scumbag |
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| Reply by: RonnieVanZant at Aug 19, '24 10:02 | |
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I know Ben Russo in real life. He's a gentleman and a scholar. Ben would never do anything to be deemed a scumbag. When we served in the militia together, he always shared his soups with me. I look up to the man like I would a father. Ben Russo is the hero that we all need. I don't know why you would slander a good mans name! He didn't do anything to deserve this...
ps I don't know Ben XOXO
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| Reply by: Ravager at Aug 20, '24 03:42 | |
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Oh no, RonnieVanZant, why is your apology retracted? I thought you were building a friendship. |
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| Reply by: DeadlySpike at Aug 20, '24 03:43 | |
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DeadlySpike, Russo has a rude tattoo about me on his person and his boss won't do anything about it.
I'd like $80m in compensation and I'd like it soon |
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| Reply by: RonnieVanZant at Aug 20, '24 08:52 | |
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Ira wanted to help towards the compensation
Your accountant makes note that $80 meeeeeeeeeeeeelion has been wired to RonnieVanZant from your account. The note "Compensation" was included. |
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| Reply by: Ira at Aug 20, '24 10:56 | |
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| If anyone kills AlliedProWacker over this, I am going to be furious. | |
| Reply by: TomOfFinland at Aug 20, '24 11:24 | |
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The apology has been reinstated. Proof that sit-downs STILL work. |
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| Reply by: RonnieVanZant at Aug 20, '24 13:48 | |
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At a time of such enormous strife, this may be the greatest display of the power of goodwill negotiation and reconciliation that I have seen in my lifetime on these streets Madness, DeadlySin, Vittorio, Furio, Kairi, Sven, Allie, Sniffler, @Kenny_Russo, Nuccio, Makima, Petah, Lotus, take notes. Kudos mostly to RonnieVanZant, and additionally the various Ligambi's |
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| Reply by: TomOfFinland at Aug 20, '24 14:18 | |
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I beat you to it already. Deadly holds out a piece of paper with some notes scrawled on it. See, notes! |
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| Reply by: DeadlySin at Aug 20, '24 14:24 | |
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Sniffler steals the notes out of DeadlySin hand. "Ahh ha, I have taken the notes. Where am I taking them to?" Sniffler waves the piece of paper "I declare peace for our time" |
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| Reply by: Sniffler at Aug 20, '24 14:30 | |
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Makima reads the note over Sniffler as he waves it around "Peace, peace, peace!" She begins to chant loudly |
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| Reply by: Makima at Aug 20, '24 15:54 | |
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WAR: What is it good for? |
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| Reply by: RonnieVanZant at Aug 22, '24 19:20 | |
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FuriousWolf also read the paper note and nods towards Sniffler. "Way to go man, im all in for peace for now a while" Pretty good times for peace times atm. War comes and goes and are in many way important so no worries. |
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| Reply by: FuriousWolf at Aug 23, '24 18:04 | |
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You know, even a rock-solid leader and trainer of men like Joseph_Ligambi can be failed when someone infiltrates the ranks to cause trouble.
This time, I don't need a sit-down. This is a tale of two Ligambi's. One of whom is a walking example of honour in this thing of ours, and the other is a contemptible low-life distracting his esteemed family name:
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| Reply by: RonnieVanZant at Aug 24, '24 06:15 | |
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*distracting, not distracting.
So, Gianni,. Gonna come out and explain your disgraceful actions? |
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| Reply by: RonnieVanZant at Aug 24, '24 06:16 | |
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Disgracing... |
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| Reply by: RonnieVanZant at Aug 24, '24 06:21 | |
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