Hello citizens.

I am a Question, and that means I am inquisitive about matters of Money, but sometimes I am also inquisitive about other things. As a Question you have to be. My boss, RonnieVanZant imprinted this message upon me as he welcomed me into his flock. As soon as I was shown the dusty broom-closet, which I was told would serve as my living quarters from now on until I had proven myself to be worthy of better lodgings, he said to me "They say curiosity killed the cat, but in The Questions of Money a lack of curiosity is what gets you killed. Remember that, son". So here I am, being inquisitive like a good Question, hoping to not become the next Frank_Sinatra or Weezer.

Recently we had 2 established figures in the life of crime, @DeadlySpikeS and Brick, a Gangster and Thug speaking with delusions of authority pretending to be Godfathers, give passionate and emotional speeches. We listened to them. We gasped. We laughed. We wept. We felt our heart's strings pulled and our emotions roused. It was an experience.

Today we would like to ask the public, the unwashed masses, the authentic Italian seafood-flavoured pasta enjoying proletariat, what their opinion on these two speeches, their contents, and their authors is. How they judge what has unfolded and what they think it says about the personalities of the main characters (and an insignificant extra).

Please fill in the form I will hand out to you shortly

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The Questions of Money thank you in advance for your participation.

Please send me Money.

We (and by that I mean I and me, DeadlySpike and Brick (note how this time I did not mispronounce Spike's name. Good job, AlliedProWacker!)) would like to thank everyone for their participation in this citizen's survey so far. Some of the results are most enlightening.

We will be publishing the results tomorrow, so get your opinion heard by filling in the form while you still can.

As a teaser here is one of the many responses we have gotten:

Q: "Describe Goku and Spike's relationship in a single word"

A: "Freudian"

Thank you AlliedProWacker for getting my name right this time.

I'd like to piggyback off of this and give you my own small survey. I am curious about the results. Of course, it is all in good fun. Please share to your friends. 

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Fine, DeadlySpike, you have the authorization to run your own survey here as well.

We stand shoulder to shoulder.

Us Goombas have to stick together if we are to make it in this world and not mysteriously end up done to death with "Lostboy" being the final word we ever hear.

These are some immaculate surveys. They really will shed light on the subjects that don't matter. We need these answers pushed forward ASAP. The Mafia world doesn't really wants to know the general consensus. May the best man or woman win. This is like the presidential election in the states, except whoever wins isn't is going to be able to be able to shape our world for the future. Good luck to both of the  competitors may the best nerd candidate win!

Stepping into one of the voting booths Insomnia briefly glances over the two surveys before writing down his votes. Spitting out his piece of gum inside the paper, folding it neatly so it all stuck together before dropping it into the anonymous cardboard box.

Insomnia my boss @RonnieVanZanten has taught me to always speak with respect and never to be disrespectful to other people or engage with a lack of respect or be rude or not give people the respect they deserve and also to be polite and kind and carry my words with respect while being respectful to others and treat them with respect but you are making it very difficult for me to do so.

If you are so dissatisfied with my survey, why don't you run your own?

DeadlySpike was dissatisfied with the fact that the relationship between his lineage and Goku's was described as "Freudian" and what did he do? Did he stick stinky gum in my beautiful survey? Did he write a very long expose on why my actions were wrong and why I am no longer allowed to join him at the table to play cards with him and his friends?

No, he ran a survey of his own.

I respectfully suggest you do the same.

I'm not dissatisfied at all, AlliedProWacker. I think it is accurate. 

I am glad you are doing this service for the community at large. 

We should all thank you. 

Thank you DeadlySpike, I thank you for thanking me.

Please send me money.