Ronnie Won't Purge: Not Even Skorp

I saw a fellow named Skorpeon visit the funeral of the scumbag, LongLeggedLarry, and pay his respects.  Well, for doing that, I paid him a visit and sent a deathbullet right through his cranium.  Lesson learned.  Skorpeon won't visit a rogue's funeral again.

Before I discuss my man Skorp, let me take you back.  Way back.  Way back into history...  See, there was a man named Douglas_MacArthur.  Mac, as we nicknamed him, was a Hell of a newspaperman.  But he annoyed my great-grandfather.  So my relative approached Mac's city-head and asked if he could ventilate Mac's head with bullets.  Mac's boss said OK.  For $10,000,000.  It was a question of money.  My relative paid the money and killed Mac.  Mac's friends and relatives lost their collective minds.  Accusations of purging flew and flew.  But Mac wasn't purged.  It was a question of money.

Which brings me to MY member.  Yes, MY member.  Skorp.  He will not be purged, not so long as I am alive.  I won't have it.  I won't tolerate it.  If I am ordered to purge Skorp, I'll say no.  

Nobody from my crew will be purged.  There are stringent processes in place before ANY of my people can as much as be fined.  Sit-downs.  Appeals.  We have structures, strictures, and compensatory rituals.

Skorp is worried that he'll be purged.  He doesn't have to worry.  He won't die at the hands of a purger.

So if its a question of money, would his head still be up for tender. Ya know, if the price is right?  Asking for a friend. That's all

This is great stuff, boss. I'm sure our man Skorp is feeling very relieved right now. If they want to touch our man, they'll have to go through AlliedProWacker, which we could all watch over some sort of group get-together. The kids'll be running around, pointing, screaming, 'Hey, look, another bullet hole!' And we'll all slap Skorp's back and say, 'Ha ha, that would've been you!' And we'll all laugh. 

I am feeling super relieved that my boss, RonnieVanZant is standing up to defend his members. I wonder if he's related to Paige. The interesting thing about all of this is that talks about purging a lowly goomba is crazy. But hey, I will do all I can for this city and family, if it happens, it happens.

Long Live Detroit!

Please note that I've recruited Cyrax to halt his attempts at purging Skorp.

Still looking for the WS on Pacino

Skorp is such a young lad. He's just trying to find his way in these mean mafia streets. Why would anyone wanna hurt him :( It's like punching a rabbit, they are so cute how could anyone have it in them to harm them :(. Although I've heard people say rabbit tastes pretty good... Hmm.... I've even heard people eating Scorpions...

Thank you for those who have shown support for little young Skorp. And for those who didn't support me in this, thank you as well. RonnieVanZant is a great leader who stands up for the little guys!

Still looking for the witness statment for Pacino.

I have the WS for Pacino, $80 million and I can release it to the public

Ira, we are not wanting the WS made publicly, we will deal with it privately 

Sorry RonnieVanZant I meant $80 million and I WON'T release it to the public

I believe we should publicly mourn our great member, Pacino. It is a mystery as to who or what could have killed him. There may be a serial killer among us, we should all be very careful, I know I will be.

$80 million is a pittance to a city like Detroit. Make it $100 million and threaten Ronnie with it, that will be the only way possible. Detroit is soon to be the strongest city if not already with how great its public speakers are.

If only twigs or ken had died instead of Pacino. I still cry at night knowing that life isn't fair.

As he read through some journals, flipping through the pages as he smoked his cigar he considered what it was like being a crewleader and even the definitions of purging, why people die and just how things went around these streets. You see StripheCorelli had been learning a lot and soaking in everything that he could while in his meetings and dealings around the nations with the different leaders and such and even reading his father Sylence's notes.

But now he sat in his office, the smoke billowing above him into a small cloud in his fancy office with a big wooden desk and the window overlooking the city. You could see the breeze was blowing outside on this cool late august afternoon as he watched the leaves on the trees. You would think he might open a window but instead StripheCorelli sat there coughing and damn near dying as he smoked his smol cigar.

He knew people broke rules, disrespected people, did not earn their keep but he also knew there was a darkside out there too, at least he had heard. He knew this would be something debated for the ages and no one would ever be happy so he sent a quick message to Ronnie for a good effort for trying to look out for his crew and his principles and he wished him the best before going back to preparing to play some poker later on. 

For those wanting to purge me or anyone in RonnieVanZant's family. There is a famous quote up there in this world, somewhere. I think it went, "If you shoot at the king, you best not miss." I think this is a good saying for this family. If you shoot anyone, you will have to face the wrath of @BeefStroganoffer. I wouldn't want to mess with that guy. If you get lucky and avoid his wrath, then you will have to face twigs, Ken, and TomOfFinland.

It would take a significant amount of time and resources and money to make me even consider purging Skorp. I would have to be asked "How much to consider purging Skorp. Is it a question of money?"

I would answer "Yes. It would take a significant amount of time and resources and money to even consider it."

I doubt anyone would even consider shooting you, let alone purging you Skorp especially after that statement. While I am strong, a great speaker, handsome and honestly kind of one of the best people of all time, people could still get through me. As for Ken and twigs? Pretty sure a homeless man with a rock could run through those two skinny, long necked losers.

But Tom? No one will EVER be able to get through that tank of a man. Shots would just simply deflect off of his leather jacket, his leather shirt, his leather pants, among other leather assorted clothing that he may, or may not have.

Personally? I wouldn't purge you Skorp, especially if it was under a 50m offer. Over 50... Ehhhhhhh...

BeefStroganoffer, You are so kind. You are right though, twigs and Ken are pretty scrawny. Thank god we have TomOfFinland and RonnieVanZant protecting us little lions. If there was an 80m offer, I might let you purge me, we will see what offers we get for my purging.

On another topic, Would it be acceptable to just off myself?